2022 NFL Week 14: Houston Texans vs. Dallas Cowboys

[Scot]

Muffed punt keeps Houston offense on the field. Can't be having this shit happen.

He needs to return one to the house to make up for giving the Texans hope

 

[Scot]

Well that didn’t take long for Joseph to get burned on a deep ball

 

[Doomsday]

He needs to return one to the house to make up for giving the Texans hope

That's what he's got in mind you can tell.

 

[Doomsday]

Pollard has that Emmitt Smith niftiness. And the vision.

 

[Scot]

Pollard is much better than I was ever willing to give him credit for.

Now we just need to draft Zeke’s cheaper replacement that can block and be a bruiser next year and get rid of Zeke’s cap hit.

 

[Doomsday]

Houston got screwed on that spot of the ball.

 

[Maveric]

 

[Scot]

And now Diggs is hurt

Probably a broken hand

 

[Maveric]

It doesn't matter who's coaching them, Vikings stupid is still Vikings stupid...

 

[Scot]

The Texans are out here making us look like mere mortals

And the worst part is now we have Hankins, Diggs, and Steel out injured

 

[Maveric]

 

[Maveric]

 

[Maveric]

 

[Maveric]

 

[Scot]

The number one pass rush in the NFL and we have zero sacks and zero QB hits in the first half of football against the worst team in the league

 

[dbair1967]

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING HELL IS THIS???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Words cannot describe how fucking miserable that was in every phase of the game so far. The suckdick fucking franchise QB has managed to throw only two good passes the entire half (and of course both were dropped by the franchise TE, including what should have been a TD). He's thrown picks. He throws horrible passes nobody could catch. He wont run no matter what kind of space he has. The OL after a nice start has failed to open any holes against one of the worst rush defenses in football. The Texans barely average 17 pts a game, and this overrated fucktard defense has already given up 20. They have no sacks, they've made no plays. The special teams started the fuck ups with a meathead fucking fumble of a fair catch after the only good series the defense had the entire half.

Right now the 1-10-1 Texans are missing BOTH starting WR's, BOTH starting CB's, their 2nd best OL got hurt and has no returned.

This has been one of the most disgraceful 30 minutes of football I've ever seen.

Meanwhile, the Eagles are blowing out the fucking Giants on the road.

This is the ultimate clusterfuck team. They can't play 60 minutes of football to save their ass.

 

[dbair1967]

The number one pass rush in the NFL and we have zero sacks and zero QB hits in the first half of football against the worst team in the league

Absolutely pathetic.

 

[dbair1967]

Has a total deer in the headlikes look to him right. He's literally thrown only two good passes the entire half.

Right now he's been the 3rd best QB on the field today.

 

[dbair1967]

The Texans are out here making us look like mere mortals

And the worst part is now we have Hankins, Diggs, and Steel out injured

Mortals? Hell even a mortal team could at least be winning.

We are the laughingstock of the league right now.

 

[dbair1967]

The Texans are out here making us look like mere mortals

And the worst part is now we have Hankins, Diggs, and Steel out injured

The Steele injury looks really bad.

Diggs did come back in the game however.