Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

icup

Super Moderator
updated page 52,

matthew slater got AFC special teams player of the week honors for his blocked punt vs. dallas

so by my count, that is 25 players who've played against the clapping cowboys and won NFL player of the week, whether it be offense, defense, or special teams...

garrett has coached 147 regular season games

therefore,

opposing players have a 17% chance of being player of the week




Quick link for full list:
 

dbair1967

Administrator
Nick Eatman said yesterday that he thinks Garrett is going to be fired tomorrow if the Cowboys lose today.

The person that posted this at CZ says Eatman is tight with Stevie, so maybe there's some hope here.
 

nickb

Practice Squad
Nick Eatman said yesterday that he thinks Garrett is going to be fired tomorrow if the Cowboys lose today.

The person that posted this at CZ says Eatman is tight with Stevie, so maybe there's some hope here.
Fuck if we lose today why not fire Garrett and just try someone else because this season is over...at least we wouldn't have to see or listen to that fucken' clown ever again...maybe we could trade him for a Subway party platter to the Ginas!!
 

dbair1967

Administrator
and now Jerry and Stephens decided to wait until end of season. Fuck... we have to put up with this idiot until end of Season.
Yeah I'm having a really hard time seeing why they'd do this. Right now they look like a team that's going to lsoe out, or maybe win 1 the rest of the year.

Maybe if they shake things up they win 2 or 3 games and win the division. They wont go anywhere in the postseason, but at least its something. Right now this looks like a catastrophic failure of a season.
 

nickb

Practice Squad
That's no surprise at all. Especially if you plan to can a lot of the staff. Why fuck around with an "interim" coach?
And I answer with why the fuck not?
Can it get any worse and at least we have solace in the fact that the deed is done
This team isn't going anywhere with that assfuck or the "interim"guy and I'd just as soon not see his face any longer...
 

Doomsday

High Plains Drifter
And I answer with why the fuck not?
If I've already decided to bring in a Saban or the OU guy, I've also decided to let them bring in their own staff. I'm gonna follow the "Rooney Rule" though and interview some black guys for the HC spot. BUT, what I'm not gonna do is cut bait this late in the season and put another of the loser staff I have, in the HC spot for any period of time.

THIS IS HOW WE WOUND UP WITH GARRETT IN THE FIRST PLACE!
 

nickb

Practice Squad
If I've already decided to bring in a Saban or the OU guy, I've also decided to let them bring in their own staff. I'm gonna follow the "Rooney Rule" though and interview some black guys for the HC spot. BUT, what I'm not gonna do is cut bait this late in the season and put another of the loser staff I have, in the HC spot for any period of time.

THIS IS HOW WE WOUND UP WITH GARRETT IN THE FIRST PLACE!
Why the fuck does it matter at this point...potato, potato
Oh wait a minute just understand the post...sorry for being slow!!!!
Yes do not want Jerry to fall in love with a 2 game winning streak and sign the interim to a 20yr deal
 

Doomsday

High Plains Drifter
Why the fuck does it matter at this point...potato, potato
Oh wait a minute just understand the post...sorry for being slow!!!!
Yes do not want Jerry to fall in love with a 2 game winning streak and sign the interim to a 20yr deal
Especially if it's Helen Keller Moore.

Clean house at the end of the season, get a REAL COACH who doesn't bring the last ten years' cancer with him, and let that coach bring in his own staff.

To cure a cancer you don't cut out just the main tumor.
 

dbair1967

Administrator
Told you guys the Bills would win easily.

Defense putting up absolutely no resistance whatsoever.

Embarrassing performance in every possible way. Mistakes galore, keystone cop like plays on defense, blown coverages, missed tackles all over. OL getting asses whipped. Special teams massive failure again.

Like I said, this looks like a team that will be lucky to win one more game this year.
 

Bejb76

Spectator
One day after this season ends we'll finally be able to close this thread, as Garrett is going to be shitcanned.

I think the only way that changes is getting to at LEAST the conference champ game, and if they get there and lose it probably has to be a good game for him to get another chance.

And we aint sniffing the conference champ game with Garrett and this staff.

Get ready for Urban Meyer or Lincoln Riley for 2020.
Most underachieving team ever! Garrett needs to be fired immediately
 

Scot

Quality Starter
The only way Garrett gets fired after this loss today is if the loss is a direct results of his fuck up

There are too many scapegoats for that to happen unless it’s a direct result of a call he makes that can’t be pawned off on another coach
 

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