Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

Scot

Quality Starter
this has already been posted but i am reposting because poor jason i feel so bad

Maybe just maybe we are starting to see the beginning stages of Garrett starting to lose the locker room.

Lord please let this be the case! That will be the only reason Jeruh finally gets rid of him.

apparently Jason gives the best blowjob ever. Because there is no other possible explanation for Jeruh keeping him around this long
 

icup

Super Moderator
NFL REGULAR SEASON PLAYER OF THE WEEK WINNERS VS. JASON GARRETT


2010 (as Interim Head Coach)
  • Week 12: Malcolm Jenkins, DB, 4 tackles, 1 forced fumble, 1 fumble recovery (NO 30 - 27 DAL)
  • Week 14: DeSean Jackson, WR, 4 catches, 210 yds, 1 td (PHI 30 - 27 DAL)

2011
  • Week 8: LeSean McCoy, RB, 30 carries, 185 yds, 2 td (PHI 34 - 7 DAL)
  • Week 14: Jason Pierre Paul, DE, 8 tackles, 2 sacks, 1 forced fumble, 1 safety (NYG 37 - 34 DAL)

2012
  • Week 6: Jacoby Jones, KR/PR, 108 yd kick return td* (BAL 31 - 29 DAL) *Team record
  • Week 8: Stevie Brown, DB, 8 tackles, 2 passes defended, 2 interceptions (NYG 29 - 24 DAL)
  • Week 17: Alfred Morris, RB, 33 carries, 200 yds, 3 td (WAS 28 - 18 DAL)

2013
  • Week 4: Philip Rivers, QB, 35/42 completions, 401 yds, 3 td, 1 int, 120.3 qb rating (SDC* 30 - 21 DAL) *San Diego Chargers
  • Week 8: Calvin Johnson, WR, 14 catches, 329 yards*, 1 td (DET 31 - 30 DAL) *NFL record
  • Week 10: Drew Brees, QB, 34/41 completions, 392 yds, 4 td, 139.0 qb rating (NO 49 - 17 DAL)
  • Week 14: Josh McCown, QB, 27/36 completions, 348 yds, 4 td, 141.9 qb rating, 3 rush, 16 yds, 1 td (CHI 45 - 28 DAL)
  • Week 15: Eddie Lacy, RB, 21 carries, 141 yds, 1 td (GB 37 - 36 DAL)

2014
  • Week 8: Kai Forbath, K, 2/2 fg, 2/2 xp, 3 touchbacks (WAS 20 - 17 DAL)
  • Week 9: Justin Bethel, DB, 1 blocked fg (ARI 28 - 17 DAL)

2015
  • Week 4: Drew Brees, QB, 33/41 completions, 359 yds, 2 td, 119.4 qb rating (NO 26 - 20 DAL)
  • Week 7: Dwayne Harris, KR/PR, 100 yd kick return td* (NYG 27 - 20 DAL) *Game winning td
  • Week 12: Luke Kuechly, LB, 7 tackles, 2 passes defended, 2 interceptions (CAR 33 - 14 DAL)

2016
  • None

2017
  • Week 4: Todd Gurley, RB, 23 carries, 121 yds, 7 catches, 94 yds, 1 rec td (LAR 35 - 30 DAL)
  • Week 5: Aaron Rodgers, QB, 19/29 completions, 221 yds, 3 td, 122.9 qb rating (GB 35 - 31 DAL)
  • Week 10: Adrian Clayborn, DE, 6 tackles, 6 sacks*, 2 forced fumbles (ATL 27- 7 DAL) *NFL record
  • Week 12: Philip Rivers, QB, 27/33 completions, 3 td, 149.1 qb rating (LAC 28 - 6 DAL)

2018
  • None

2019
  • Week 5: Aaron Jones, RB, 19 carries, 107 yds, 4 rush td*, 7 catches, 75 yds (GB 34 - 24 DAL) *Team record
  • Week 6: Sam Darnold, QB, 23/32 completions, 338 yds, 2 td, 1 int, 113.8 qb rating (NYJ 24 - 22 DAL)
  • Week 10: Dalvin Cook, RB, 26 carries, 97 yds, 1 rush td, 7 catches, 86 yds (MIN 28 - 24 DAL)
 
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dbair1967

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One day after this season ends we'll finally be able to close this thread, as Garrett is going to be shitcanned.

I think the only way that changes is getting to at LEAST the conference champ game, and if they get there and lose it probably has to be a good game for him to get another chance.

And we aint sniffing the conference champ game with Garrett and this staff.

Get ready for Urban Meyer or Lincoln Riley for 2020.
 

yimyammer

Quality Starter
When that day finally comes, the only thing interesting about it will be seeing who the next gelded lackey Jerry serves up to be the spokesman for his buffoonery
 

Scot

Quality Starter
One day after this season ends we'll finally be able to close this thread, as Garrett is going to be shitcanned.
I see the Garrett is finally going to get fired at the end of the season has finally made its annual appearance

We have been saying this for 6-7 years or more
 

nickb

Practice Squad
I see the Garrett is finally going to get fired at the end of the season has finally made its annual appearance

We have been saying this for 6-7 years or more
Little different this year coaching without the safety net of a contract
Unless we win the whole enchilada, I'm out on Garrett...sometimes change for the sake of change is a great thing!!!
 

Scot

Quality Starter
We ALL have wanted Garrett gone for many many years! This year is no different. It being a contract year is no different. We all thought he was gone when his last contract was up. Then he pulled a rabbit out of his ass and did just enough to get extended, but not enough to keep us all from hating him still.

I still contend that he has pics of Jeruh fucking an underage midget or something. Either that or he gives Jeruh the best BJ ever! Because there is ZERO reason that Garrett should still be employed by the Cowboys
 

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