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    Jerry Jones: On his bet with Bill Parcells over DeMarcus Ware, Jason Hatcher’s speech

    If Parcells wins he gets to ride in his own airplane but if Jerry wins then Jerry gets to ride in Parcells' airplane with Parcells' wife? Completely incomprehensible but he just made sure to tell us he was right and Parcells was wrong. Gotta make sure people know that.
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    2013 Season Game Threads Mega-Merge

    Miles Austin is a pussy.
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    2013 Season Game Threads Mega-Merge

    That and the lineman didn't go to the ground either. So they didn't look alike at all.
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    2013 Season Game Threads Mega-Merge

    Selvie is awesome. Thank God he's developing so this team doesn't waste any more money on Spencer. 11M on the bench today really fucking sucks.
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    2013 Season Game Threads Mega-Merge

    Bullshit. Ray Lewis says he's a Ravens fan.
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    2013 Season Game Threads Mega-Merge

    Hasn't Church been doing that as well? Why the fuck is no one on the team letting these assholes know it's a penalty?
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    Jerry Jones once again explains why he’s the Cowboys GM

    Is there any point to having the 3 titles other than ego? Everyone knows it's him and he's the fucking owner which trumps all other titles. Why need the three? Also, the other problem is that the root cause of everything can be found in the sentence that beings, "the discipline that I came...
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    Look at the holding on this play

    Almost positive I have come across a site that teacks it. Can't seem to remember.
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    "I Am Your Worst Nightmare"

    This is great. He can't even get his words out at first because he's so pissed off. "Not to mention I go ballistic and come over there with a machine gun. I don't have one but I'll go try to acquire one". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVdNobKNMig
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    2013 Season Game Threads Mega-Merge

    Back onto the game thread. Here's my prediction. STL plays a clean and close game, waiting for the Cowboys to make the mistake that seals it. Tayvon Austin probably returns a punt, too.
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    Redskins Name Change Proposed

    The Washington Foil Hats. It's far too damn perfect.
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    Redskins Name Change Proposed

    If I owned the team I'd change it before I ended up looking like a reluctant asshole as the rest of the league decides enough is enough and changes it for me. Then I'd sell all the new merchandise and beat off on piles of cash that spelt out "Redskins", just to show them all who's really the...
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    Is J.J. Wilcox taking Will Allen's job?

    I may go back and watch the KC game again. I think the Giants game is almost just too fucking hectic to try and figure out who looks like they know what they're doing and who doesn't. The Giants were either moving at will or giving the ball away. Hard to assess what the fuck is going on when...
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    Is J.J. Wilcox taking Will Allen's job?

    They're athletes. It'd be one thing if he's a big fat fucking slob who can barely coordinate himself into a comfortable position to take a healthy shit but Bruce Carter is likely one of the most athletic players on the team. If he weren't as big, he'd likely be a DB. It was a great break on...
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    49ers' Aldon Smith Arrested for DUI

    I was thinking the same thing. It'll be a lot like the Jay Ratliff situation except Smith will still be productive.
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    49ers' Aldon Smith Arrested for DUI

    I don't believe that. There's no inherent property of marijuana that provokes people to seek out crack, meth, or heroin. At least not that I know of and I have never seen any of the number of fully functional people I know who smoke week fiend'n for something with a little more kick. If there...
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    Look at the holding on this play

    I pulled the numbers from www.teamrankings.com Excellent site. I did the rest.
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    Look at the holding on this play

    Dallas is just a sloppy team. They have the reputation and back it up almost every fucking week. When you are known for committing penalties and you commit penalties, of course they're going to be called. People complain about penalties now and Dallas has only been called for 10 thus far...
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    Look at the holding on this play

    I don't think there's any sort of conspiracy. What would be the end goal? Maybe Jon can put on his foil hat and let us in on what the secret would be for the most popular team in the league to be a perennial loser. If Dallas made a Superbowl it would undoubtedly break TV records and people...
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    Is J.J. Wilcox taking Will Allen's job?

    :lol
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