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    Jerry Jones: Give Jason Garrett credit

    I made that point a couple years ago. I don't particularly dislike Jason at all. I just hate the fact that his biggest qualification for ever getting the HC job-in-waiting was that he broke into coaching around the time that Sean Payton finally had about 18 years of working his way up the...
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    Jerry Jones: Give Jason Garrett credit

    Sweet. Nothing objective, just more of this it "feels different" bullshit. Similar to the question I would ask all the Jerries over at CZ, I have to ask what exactly he was expecting? You've been telling everyone who'd listen how fucking awesome things are going to be. Why would you say that...
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    The RG3 trade that rocked the NFL has been bad for everyone

    Doubtful this is actually the main reason. They guaranteed his salary through 2013 and cutting him prior to 2012 would have put $32M in dead money on the books. Nobody is trading for that and no fucking way you can cut the guy. The alternative would have been drafting RG3 and letting Bradford...
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    Officials breakdown: Ed Hochuli

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpzEBWcjkAI "Muh fucka hit the Bowflex"......that shit cracks me up every time.
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    Officials breakdown: Ed Hochuli

    I don't think he's bad. I think Jeff Triplette is far and away the worst out there. The guy tries to explain what's happening it's almost like he has a minor stroke during the whole thing. As far as having it in for the Cowboys. Can you name a ref that doesn't? It's pretty rare that I...
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    Jones denies report that Romo was ripped in team meeting

    Of course not but only because each group has been so inconsistent over the past however many years that they'd likely have egg on their face the next week.
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    Introducing...Golden Cock

    Cockstrong had his cover blown. Which DL is he?
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    Power Rankings: No. 15 Dallas Cowboys

    That's the theme the team has followed but I really doubt it. Dallas has mustered a game against the top dog before but I just don't think that Dallas is good enough on their best day to beat the Broncos. I think Dallas will beat the Chargers. Whatever outcome occurs from the Broncos game...
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    Power Rankings: No. 15 Dallas Cowboys

    I would be shocked if the Giants do much at all. The East is just dogshit across the board, with Dallas being slightly warming after having been pooped out last. Easily the worst division in the NFC. Every other division has a 3 win team I think. Entire east has 3 wins.
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    Anthony spencer could be out for the year

    Speaking about Ratliff, I don't think he's injured. I joked a while back that this was just Dallas' way of passively punishing him for the DUI and for almost ripping Jerry's head off......I'm totally on board with that now. They couldn't afford to cut him so they just tell him he's hurt and...
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    Jerry Jones: On his bet with Bill Parcells over DeMarcus Ware, Jason Hatcher’s speech

    So Selvie has 1 more sack than one of those guys?
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    Dez Bryant apologizes, plans to appeal fine

    I've heard they usually fine if you break a rule that's been instituted for like 15 years. Guess after 5 years they get kinda pissed.
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    Anthony spencer could be out for the year

    Guy starts sitting on July 23rd for a 2-4 week recovery.......two months later he needs microfracture surgery.
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    Anthony spencer could be out for the year

    How awfully convenient.
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    Hill- Cowboys to sign DT Drake Nevis

    I would have rather signed Drake Sabbitch.
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    Jerry Jones: I can’t recall seeing the Dallas Cowboys play better defense

    Good news is that the elixir Jerry has been drinking that keeps him as healthy as a 40 year old apparently hasn't slowed down the aging process of his brain. Enjoy eternal senility, you fuck.
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    Jerry Jones: I can’t recall seeing the Dallas Cowboys play better defense

    Last year against Tampa was pretty fucking good. Even with the offense trying to fuck the defense over that game, held Tampa to 10 points and 161 yards of total offense. Back to back shutouts at the end of 2009 when Dallas pissed on Washington and Philly? You could probably identify at least...
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    Browns trying to trade WR's Gordon, Little

    Lombardi trying to send some sort of message and put his stamp on the team. Reminds me of Josh McDaniels ridding the Broncos of Marshall, Cutler and Hillis. Gordon must not be an RKG for Lombardi. You don't trade 22 year old guys like Gordon in their 2nd year simply for the fact that he's...
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    Cowboys’ Pro Bowler Anthony Spencer misses game, return in doubt

    We've seen that story with Terry Glenn. Waste a roster spot on him all season and when he finally gets in the game he's so out of sync and out of practice that he might as well be selling popcorn on the field.
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    Cowboys’ Pro Bowler Anthony Spencer misses game, return in doubt

    Haven't done that much work with it? Isn't that the exact purpose of rehab, to work shit out? His leg:body ratio should be that of a kicker at this point he's been fucking out so long. If you can't even get in solid rehab, just go to IR. Shit, it looks like he's barely moved in the last 2...
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