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  1. Hoofbite

    Day After Thoughts

    What are you talking about? They ran from the 12 formation 22 times against Cincy. Who knows how many times they passed. This team has only used that formation at most like 1/3rd of the time since they start jacking off to it. What you've seen is what you are probably going to get.
  2. Hoofbite

    Day After Thoughts

    I doubt he gets to 400 yards. He's not going to be on the field enough when the team is moving the ball. He can't block so that limits his availability from the outset. Not to mention the 3WRs sets are far more productive. He'll get his redzone chances and if the team forces it to him he...
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    Bob Sturm: roster predictions

    What a waste of that freebie that would be. So what happens if you designate him and week 1 someone worth a shit gets hurt and is out for 2 months? If he's going on IR, he should go on the real IR.
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    Pre-season WK 5: Texans @ Cowboys game thread

    He almost made a play. Although it wasn't exactly a play that only he could make. Just a lob, Beasley probably could have jumped up for it.
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    Pre-season WK 5: Texans @ Cowboys game thread

    If Corey Proctor and Rob Pettiti made love and the offspring was a little person, I'd bet he'd block just as well as Escobar.
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    Pre-season WK 5: Texans @ Cowboys game thread

    Jesus Christ he sucks at blocking. Just fucking go home you pussy.
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    Pre-season WK 5: Texans @ Cowboys game thread

    OMG.....that play will do so much damage when the starters are playing. Yea esco. Fuck, look at him gingerly go up to the DB and act like he's trying to cop a feel on a set of fine breasts.
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    Pre-season WK 5: Texans @ Cowboys game thread

    Even if he blocked every down in college he's still blocking small school guys. I'm dead serious, I don't think he wants to engage people. I think he's a timid guy and if he doesn't toughen up a bit he's going to struggle. He's a cupcake, Right Kind of Gal.
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    Pre-season WK 5: Texans @ Cowboys game thread

    I'm tracking Esco for the fuck of it. So far I have 2 poor blocks, 2 awful blocks, 2 neutral plays (1 a run away from him, the other him doing just enough) and 1 good block but was very close to a hold.
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    Pre-season WK 5: Texans @ Cowboys game thread

    Not sure I've seen many guys miss when a DB comes straight at them. Then again, Escobar plays like the defenders have cooties so he's trying to make contact at all costs.
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    Pre-season WK 5: Texans @ Cowboys game thread

    Escobar just let a guy run right by him to hit Tanney.
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    Pre-season WK 5: Texans @ Cowboys game thread

    There's Heath showing us why he's too fair skinned to actually be counted on as a safety, right guys?
  13. Hoofbite

    Pre-season WK 5: Texans @ Cowboys game thread

    Escobar already looking for people to get out of the way of.
  14. Hoofbite

    IRS declares retroactive tax cuts for homosexual "married" couples.

    How does this differ from everyone else?
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    PFT: NFL wants to enhance in-stadium experience with microphones

    Just quoting this so I can reference it when the rule is passed and Dbair retrieves his pitchfork from the closet to chase after Roger Goodell.
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    Jerry Jones: " I have the brain of a 40 year old "...

    Sounds about right to me. Jerry bought the team when he was 47. So he's about 7 years less experienced than the day he bought the team which sounds about right given the way he's ran the team and given all the stupid shit he says. Or to think about it another way, he bought the team 24 years...
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    Ratliff???

    I've seen quite the opposite where people say, "see, we shouldn't have drafted [player] because he would have ended up hurt. Good move, Jerry".
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    Cowboys pleased with Gavin Escobar

    Well, catch fewer pass and be a shittier blocker and you might be able to get just a little worse.
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    Ratliff???

    At CZ, I said just as a good that the PUP is Dallas' way of suspending him for his DUI without actually having to officially announce it. What if it were true.
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