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The Department of Defense is officially being renamed the Department of War, but President Trump isn't going to stop there. A long list of government agencies is set to get the same treatment.
The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of other departments Trump is renaming:
The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of other departments Trump is renaming:
- Social Security Administration: This will be rechristened The Charles Ponzi Memorial Retirement Plan.
- Department of Justice: Changed to the far more descriptive Department of Revenge on All the Losers and Haters.
- Health and Human Services: Out with the old name, in with the Department of Ribeyes and Methylene Blue.
- Department of the Treasury: For the sake of transparency, this will now be called the Chinese Loan Office.
- Bureau of Indian Affairs: This will be the Department of the Redskins.
- Department of Agriculture: Simplified to the Department of Food and Stuff.
- Housing and Urban Development: To be retitled as the Department of the Poors.
- Department of Education: No new title listed. Almost as if it won't exist at all. Weird.
- Food and Drug Administration: McDonald's.
- Department of Homeland Security: From now on, to be known as the Department of the Big, Beautiful Wall.
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More like, "we and 100 others bet big on the under. We'll give you 400k and cover any fine, if you'll go out of your way to spit on Dak and get booted from the game."
7.5 to 8.5 spread means this cabal collect millions on Philly's four point win.
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The ones we're building in my area have their own, dedicated nuclear power pods the size of a luxury motorcoach.
