Week 10: Minnesota Vikings vs. Dallas Cowboys

[InternetKing]

motherfucker... vikings won!!!!

 

[yimyammer]

 

[dbair1967]

JERKOFF PLAY CALLING !!!!!!

Atrocious indeed. Fucking horrible.

 

[dbair1967]

Prescott threw for almost 400 yards. Out WR's combined for 21 catches for 329 yds and 3 tds.

And yet with the game on the line, the fucking most retarded coaching staff in the league calls two failed run plays (when the run has been stuffed the entire game) and a sideline pass to the RB being covered by an all world coverage LB.

THIS IS WHY THIS IS A LOSER FUCKING ORGANIZATION

 

[Doomsday]

But of course, it never should have come to that, the idiot play calls there. We sleep for a full quarter to start the game! THAT is how you lose in this league. We just come out flat, unprepared, then have to make frantic adjustments to shit we KNOW they do and had on tape!

 

[Dodger12]

I still don't understand that fair catch. That situation was the reason you brought Austin here in the first place. My Goodness......

 

[Doomsday]

I still don't understand that fair catch. That situation was the reason you brought Austin here in the first place. My Goodness......

Had to save TIME, since we wasted so much of it with those two stoopit run calls!

 

[InternetKing]

 

[dbair1967]

But of course, it never should have come to that, the idiot play calls there. We sleep for a full quarter to start the game! THAT is how you lose in this league. We just come out flat, unprepared, then have to make frantic adjustments to shit we KNOW they do and had on tape!

Yep, every fucking game this year except one.

He's the worst HC in the league and it isn't even close. Biggest advantage every team has against us is whomever their HC is vs this fucking clown.

 

[Doomsday]

Yep, every fucking game this year except one.

He's the worst HC in the league and it isn't even close. Biggest advantage every team has against us is whomever their HC is vs this fucking clown.

Well. The consolation is, there's NO way he can claim a personnel problem. That excuse is gone. Personnel ain't our problem. Of course, we all know it never really was.

 

[Scot]

Well. The consolation is, there's NO way he can claim a personnel problem. That excuse is gone. Personnel ain't our problem. Of course, we all know it never really was.

You are incorrect sir

The consolation here is at least we don’t have to hear “The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl” for at least one more week. And instead we get to hear “fire Garrett” all week long

 

[dbair1967]

Well. The consolation is, there's NO way he can claim a personnel problem. That excuse is gone. Personnel ain't our problem. Of course, we all know it never really was.

This is clearly one of the most physically talented teams in the league, and is GROSSLY underperforming, again.

Tonight we were at home, against a team that struggles against winning teams on the road, missing THREE key starters (a 4th, a starting OL went out of the game as well) and we STILL blew the fucking game.

They have been favored in all 9 games this yr, and are 5-4.

 

[InternetKing]

Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys

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[Doomsday]

You know? I just realized - those two stupid running plays were called BECAUSE WE WERE AFRAID WE WERE GONNA SCORE TOO FAST! We didn't trust our defense to stop them if we gave them any time left with their three timeouts!

Play not to lose!

What the everlasting FUCK! That's the ONLY fucking explanation! Zimmer didn't call any timeouts and basically psyched us out. He didn't call any timeouts because HE WAS SHOWING TRUST IN HIS DEFENSE!

Whoever made that decision needs to be FIRED RIGHT NOW.

 

[dbair1967]

 

[Doomsday]

We didn't trust our defense to stop them if we gave them any time left with their three timeouts!

And what message does that send to our defensive players?

 

[dbair1967]

You know? I just realized - those two stupid running plays were called BECAUSE WE WERE AFRAID WE WERE GONNA SCORE TOO FAST! We didn't trust our defense to stop them if we gave them any time left with their three timeouts!

Play not to lose!

What the everlasting FUCK! That's the ONLY fucking explanation! Zimmer didn't call any timeouts and basically psyched us out. He didn't call any timeouts because HE WAS SHOWING TRUST IN HIS DEFENSE!

Whoever made that decision needs to be FIRED RIGHT NOW.

Well after how bad the defense played for the vast majority of the game, it's sorta understandable.

I was ok with the first run. The 2nd one and then the 4th down sideline pass to the RB were just disgusting.

Everything this team does once a game kicks off reeks of "loser", and it's because we have the ultimate loser moron as owner/GM, with the ultimate loser moron alongside him as HC.

 

[dbair1967]

And what message does that send to our defensive players?

It says "you guys suck donkey dick tonight and we know you cant stop shit"

 

[Doomsday]

Well after how bad the defense played for the vast majority of the game, it's sorta understandable.

You NEVER assume you're gonna score. EVER.

 

[dbair1967]