The One Big Ass Parsons Trade Tracker

[bbgun]

A few of you owe this great man an apology.

 

[dbair1967]

A few of you owe this great man an apology.

So the Packers didn't give him a physical?

That's almost as dumb as the time Jones didn't require Romo to take a physical before a mega contract extension, despite a history of back junk.

 

[dbair1967]

If Terrance Steele is blocking him it will be less than 2 seconds

 

[Doomsday]

If Terrance Steele is blocking him it will be less than 2 seconds

"Unblockable." Most ridiculous nonsense I've heard today. Fucker disappears better than D.B. Cooper.

 

[Doomsday]

Glad it ain't our problem as we fill bathtubs with cap cash, oil our nekked bodies with baby oil, jump in and roll around.

 

[Doomsday]

Liking this trade more every video I run across.

 

[dbair1967]

If he is healthy Clark is a pretty significant upgrade from what we've had for the middle for sure.

 

[Doomsday]

If he is healthy Clark is a pretty significant upgrade from what we've had for the middle for sure.

His movement is so fluid. We don't expect that from the big monster dudes. He's your Brotherly Shove stopper.

 

[dbair1967]

Shefter reporting today the Eagles called Jones about trading for Parsons too.

Needless to say Jones basically hung up the phone.

 

[Doomsday]

 

[Scot]

Lmao

 

[yimyammer]

Gawd, I wish that was real!

Spoiler

but it is true!