The One Big Ass Parsons Tracker

Aggiepride

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I think Parsons was over rated. A one trick pony who if he didn't beat you off the snap got erased most of the time. That said Bebe nailed it. Jerry doing his best Ned Beatty squealing like a pig. An aging Ken Clarke and two number one picks number picks who if they fall in the 20's likely second round grades. Epitome of a 30 year shit show.
He is awfully good at that one trick though. I'm not sure the Cowboys ever really intended to rush Micah so much. I think due to injuries they felt they had no choice. D-law got hurt, Williams got hurt, etc.
 

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I agree with Dooms take, the team is worse now but it HAD to be done.

That said, this Jones and Spawn PC is beyond pathetic. These guys took a bad situation and made it worse. Came off as completely and utterly clueless.
Yeah. They just got rid of the poster boy for entitlement at country club del Frisco. Got a feeling getting a second opinion on his already diagnosed healthy back was the last straw.
 

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Look guys.....Do I wish Parsons had gone to another team that gave us a shot at picking higher? Absolutely. Do I wish we had gotten more in terms of players and/or draft picks....100%. But this team is going to be what it is with or without Parsons. If the guy under center plays well, this team has a chance. That's the case with or without Micah. If Mich was still here and played well but the QB sucked balls....then we'd lose. It's really that simple. I only wish Jerry would have pulled this trigger with Dak.

There came a point that Parsons became a diva and a cancer. I wouldn't want to give him that money either and as much as I dislike Jones, he always overpays. It wouldn't surprise me if there was more to the story and Micah was causing some issues in the locker room when he was here.

About the only thing Parsons offered was flashes of generational talent on Sundays that we could watch in our misery while #4 dink and dunks his way to a punt. But that's simply not enough. This team, or lack there of, is Jerry's creation. His spawn will run it when he's gone. And the spawn's spawn after that. This franchise is a joke, with or without Micah.
 

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Thank goodness the arrogant drama queen is gone! So, the deal Dallas had on the table for Parsons back in March was a 5-year, $202 million extension, per a source close to Parsons. That would have been $40.5 million per year. This new deal with the Packers exceeds that by $6.5 million per year.


I mean the person with 40.5 mil is no happier than the person with 46 mil right?
Didn't Parsons say "it wasn't about the money"?
Will his back suddenly revive & pass the Packers physical?
Stay tuned as the "Arrogant Drama Queen" saga continues in Green Bay.

MIGHT AS WELL GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY TOO JERRY
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He is awfully good at that one trick though. I'm not sure the Cowboys ever really intended to rush Micah so much. I think due to injuries they felt they had no choice. D-law got hurt, Williams got hurt, etc.
Yep, the intent was him to be a fulltime LB (which he was in his first game)

As you note, they moved him there as a bandaid and found out he was really, really good at it (the pass rush piece anyway).
 

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jerry is the whole reason the cowboys were in this bullshit situation to begin with

they should have signed parsons so long ago if that was the plan

they should have traded parsons so long ago if that was the plan

then jerry goes up there in his press conference and says this is all by design

ARE YOU KIDDING ME ?????????????????

NO CLUE, CLOWN SHOW, EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT THIS TEAM AND THEY SHOULD

good teams do NOT trade generation players, but since they did, there is no way to flip this -dallas got fucked hard in this trade

we go from this dude crying when he got drafted , publicly commented that he will take less to stay in dallas , and months later everything changes

 

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GB is getting screwed not us. Parsons gonna slack way off now that he got the big bag you watch. He doesn't have any character.
 

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GB is getting screwed not us. Parsons gonna slack way off now that he got the big bag you watch. He doesn't have any character.
i would say that he has a higher chance of fucking off in dallas than anywhere else in the world. the only thing stopping parsons in GB is injury
 

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i would say that he has a higher chance of fucking off in dallas than anywhere else in the world. the only thing stopping parsons in GB is injury
They just handed a child a big bag of cash. Never entered their building. Never did jack shit. Just gonna fizzle.
 

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if this defense sucks with parsons, you shuffle the other 10 starters. you dont trade the guy thats on the path to becoming LT

lots of players have attitudes, but you need to find a way to make it work. he is a top 5 player on defense in the league.
 

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oh yeah because jerry fucked up the negotiations but since he owns the team, there will be no accountability, just like always
 
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