The Jerry Jones deathwatch thread

[bbgun]

ingrate. he autographed a helmet for you.

 

[Dodger12]

He didn't autograph shit for me, not that I'd want him to. I'll celebrate the good news.

 

[Iamtdg]

He didn't autograph shit for me, not that I'd want him to. I'll celebrate the good news.

I'll happily autograph the guest book at his funeral.

 

[junk]

Why does it matter? He dies then you get Stephen, Charlotte, Jerry Jr and Spaulding. Probably some next generation Garretts too

In other words, we as fans, are probably fucked for the foreseeable future

 

[Dodger12]

Why does it matter? He dies then you get Stephen, Charlotte, Jerry Jr and Spaulding. Probably some next generation Garretts too

In other words, we as fans, are probably fucked for the foreseeable future

Sure we're fucked either way but you gotta start somewhere.....no?

 

[NoMoRedJ]

I'll happily autograph the guest book at his funeral.

Maybe Rynie will let you autograph that helmet right next to Jerry's signature after the funeral.

 

[Iamtdg]

Maybe Rynie will let you autograph that helmet right next to Jerry's signature after the funeral.

That would be fantastic.

 

[Scot]

Every time I see that there is a new post on this thread I get all excited. Like opening a Christmas gift. Only to find its just a gag gift and he's still alive and kicking

 

[NoMoRedJ]

That would be fantastic.

A bunch of people here would probably do it. we could make Rynie's helmet look like this

 

[Iamtdg]

Every time I see that there is a new post on this thread I get all excited. Like opening a Christmas gift. Only to find its just a gag gift and he's still alive and kicking

It's a real kick to the nuts, isn't it?

 

[NoMoRedJ]

Every time I see that there is a new post on this thread I get all excited. Like opening a Christmas gift. Only to find its just a gag gift and he's still alive and kicking

Its like that huge box and you open it and another box is inside to open and then another one in that one and you keep opening to just another box wondering if you ever get a gift.

 

[Scot]

It's a real kick to the nuts, isn't it?

Every time

 

[dbair1967]

Did you forget he was Executive of the Year for 2014?

 

[NoMoRedJ]

Did you forget he was Executive of the Year for 2014?

That says more about the other 31 execs than it does about Jerry.

 

[Rynie]

I'm not even joking when I say I will celebrate his death. I will make sure I'm at the very next home game and I will BOO as loudly as I can when they do a moment of silence.

 

[Scot]

Don't you mean when they light his "eternal flame" ala the raiders and Al Davis


It will be shown on the giant screen and on our TV's every single game from the day he dies

 

[bbgun]

"Hey, assholes. I'm feeling younger than ever!"

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

 

[Scot]

I have the best possible scenario

We somehow make to and actually win the Super Bowl causing Jerry to have a heart attack and get his eternal flame in the end zone finally lit

It's a win win win win for everyone involved!

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

I'd rather he went out like the Dukes: suddenly penniless.