Super Bowl LX: Seattle Seahawks vs. New England Patriots

dbair1967

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So this report from earlier is apparently TRUE. (Along with massive numbers of transport planes headed to the MIddle East)

 

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The 5 BEST things about todays woketard Super Bowl:

1) When the game clock hits 0:00
2) Phag Bunny chokes on a green dildo while performing his retard HT show, Goodell rushes down to give him mouth to mouth but he doesn't make it.
3) DLaw gets his ring and is named MVP, revenge on Johnny Walker GM complete
4) 31 days until start of NFL Free Agency
5) 74 days until 1st rd of draft
 

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I made no bet on this game. First time in awhile.

But

I have Seattle in a merciless one-sided beating. They're just gonna wear 'em down and mash 'em up resoundingly. Maye is 1-7 when he's had to throw 35+ times. And NE won't be running the ball against this Seattle defense which gives up a league best 3.8 yards per rushing attempt and that's after playing SF and the Rams three times each, which are two of the best running teams in the league.

Seattle will be successful on the ground and their pass protection is elite - Darnold won't have a glove laid on him while in contrast, Maye is the most sacked QB in the league. And prior to the blizzard breaking out in Denver, New England's offense went punt, punt, punt, punt against the Denver D. And the Denver D ain't comparable to the Seattle D.

Special teams is a big advantage for Seattle as well.

Flock Around Find Out - Pats get mangled by a big bad bird. 48-12 Seattle.
 
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