URGENT FORUM GUIDELINE NEWS
With yesterday's news that the federal mask mandate law for public transportation has been removed, I am sure Universors are quite concerned and confused about your safety while reviewing and posting within this forum.
As Covid Czar Supreme I have reviewed this news in great detail, and have decided to implement the following Universor Covid Travel Guideline requirements.
1) Beginning immediately, any Universor who travels via plane, train, subway or bus system MUST continue to wear his/her proper Covid face mask. Special exemptions will be considered for Univerors who have personal pronouns or are considering Trans surgery because you know, those people are special.
2) If you travel without your facemask properly situated, or are seated next to or anywhere near unmasked individuals you are hereby ordered to self quarantine for a minimum of 72 hours after said travel. This means that you can not read, or post to the DCU during that time. You should also immediately clear out cookies and run acceptable anti-virus programs to ensure the DCU is not exposed.
3) The Covid Czar Supreme recommends all Universors get a booster vaccine every time he/she travels via plane, train, subway or bus. Example, if you travel on Monday, you should get one booster on Sunday PRIOR to expected travel, and then ANOTHER booster upon return. Reminder- make sure you are wearing your mask while the vaccine is being administered. Not only does this give you protection from that person giving you the rat poison, err vaccine but the mask itself AMPLIFIES the protective powers and healing effects of the vaccine itself.
These are still very desperate times, we are in the middle of the pandemic and this reckless removal of the mask mandate for public transportation will no doubt unleash dozens of new variants and subvariants worldwide. We must do everything we can to ensure the safety of our forum members even if its means sacrificing some of your precious freedoms. I'd like to remind everyone that under my watchful eye and because of all these thoughtful guidelines and rules that we have avoided mass infections here at DCU.
Covid Czar Supreme