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[bbgun]

"Paragraph four, subsection two: you can beat up no more than three cheerleaders per week and on the first Tuesday of every month you can throw my grandson Spaulding down a flight of stairs."

 

[Iamtdg]

Hardy: Those some pretty nice looking bitch slappers you got there.

 

[Midswat]

Why is Jerry not wearing a wedding band? Trouble in paradise?

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

"Jerry's rug looks even worse up close."

(that was for you, bb)

 

[NoShame]

"Tic. Tac. Toe. Bitch."

 

[peplaw06]

"Jerry's rug looks even worse up close."

(that was for you, bb)

He's got the reverse franciscan monk think going on.

 

[Omegasupreme]

"Watch my geriatric speed in my signature."
"Hardy Har Har"

 

[Rynie]

I wear my watch on the outside of my jacket sleeve because I can motherfucker.

 

[SixisBetter]

Hardy:But I thought that lawsuit was dismissed Mr.Jones.
JJ:You just go this address and take care of whoever's there Greg,otherwise paragraph 5 is void.We understand each other?

 

[cmd34]

Jerry: Bitches ain't shit, am I right Greg?

 

[Doomsday]

"We haven't been able to get this through to any of our DL people yet, so I am writing it down, really slowly, for you.

Sack...... The....... Quarterback."

 

[Hoofbite]

"Watch my geriatric speed in my signature."
"Hardy Har Har"

"You know I'm pushing mid-70's, but would you believe the doc said I had the penmanship and writing speed of a 40 year old" *wink*