2026 Week Seven: Dallas Cowboys vs Philadelphia Eagles

[Kirk61]

0uch!

 

[Scot]

Welp

Still can’t stop the run even on a gimpy Barkley



Touchdown Philly

 

[Scot]

Now I get the appeal of rooting against the Cowboys!

 

[dbair1967]

The Eagles have a makeshift OL, backup QB, two backup WR's starting, a RB playing on one leg.

And we still didnt even come close to stopping a single play, run or pass.

Worst fucking defense in history of the league. Parker is fucking trash.

 

[Doomsday]

The pattern I see is, they're not buttoned up at all, they're not ready to play. This whole season so far. They are maladroit and unsharp.

 

[Kirk61]

Jerry is smiling thinking, hell yeah, we are Superbowl bound!

 

[Doomsday]

Jerry is smiling thinking, hell yeah, we are Superbowl bound!

Saw Stephen A. Smith sitting next to him, no doubt trying to talk some sense to him.

 

[Doomsday]

Maladroit and unsharp.

 

[dbair1967]

There has never been defense this fucking bad in the history of organized football.

Every play works to perfection against this dipshit team, and the only play they stopped to force a turnover on downs they line up fucking offsides.

A team of scab backups is just carving this defense up like it doesnt exist.

3rd and 10 and Eagles complete a 0 yard pass for 17 yds after no defenders anywhere near the guy to make a tackle.

It's like 11 on 7 every motherfucking play.

 

[Scot]

Our defense really is a joke. It doesn’t matter how many advantages we have. We still look like shit.

Back up QB?
Check
Battered O-Line?
Check
No WR’s?
Check
Injured RB?
Check

Our defense should be shitstomping them. Yet our defense looks as inept as it always does regardless of all the advantages we “should have”

 

[Scot]

We actually return one for a TD and it gets called back on a flag. Or course it did

 

[Scot]

The only positive tonight is Javonte Williams is running like a beast

 

[dbair1967]

Good news, another TD on another good throw and catch.

Bad news, Christian Parker defense has to come back on the field.

 

[dbair1967]

The only positive tonight is Javonte Williams is running like a beast

Pickens and Lamb look good. OL has been good.

Defense is beyond fucking horrible.

 

[Doomsday]

This is the 1988 team. Not buttoned up, not particularly disciplined, not very good - the team Michael Irvin took names on.... Just check collectors.

 

[dbair1967]

Prescott had two nice td throws to Lamb and Pickens, but he has thrown the ball like fucking garbage the rest of the time. Missed two easy fucking TDs down the field and thrown a number of completely uncatchable passes. Lamb bailed out the whole drive with a sensational catch of a horrible Prescott throw down the sideline.

Then dickbag dumbass HC let 10-15 seconds run off the clock instead of calling a TO on the Eagles side of the field.

The defense is fucking total donkey shit. Cant do anything right. Nothing even remotely close to a sack and their best plays have been undone by fucking penalties. Eagles came in leading the league in punts and didnt punt until less than 2 1/2 mins left in the first half. Then only punted a 2nd time because the backup QB missed two or three wide open receivers himself.

 

[dbair1967]

This is the 1988 team. Not buttoned up, not particularly disciplined, not very good - the team Michael Irvin took names on.... Just check collectors.

That team had basically zero talent.

This team has way more talent than that. They just arnt coached or motivated worth a fucking shit.

 

[dbair1967]

Cowboys defense trending towards another 200+ yd rushing game allowed. Giving up almost 7 yds er carry.

No pass rush whatsoever. Not even credited with a single QB knockdown.

Looks like they are playing defense with 7 or 8 guys on the field.

 

[dbair1967]

 

[Doomsday]

That team had basically zero talent.

This team has way more talent than that. They just arnt coached or motivated worth a fucking shit.

A Bunch of those players were still on the roster for SB 27. Coaching matters.