2026 Week Four: Dallas Cowboys vs. Houston Texans

[dbair1967]

Texans and Bucs offenses are about as mediocre to poor as you can get right now. If Parker can't conjure up enough defense to keep these teams under 20 pts (or LESS) then there has to be some adjustments made.

 

[dbair1967]

Really poor look for the NFL in a week four game in Texas

 

[dbair1967]

 

[dbair1967]

and just like that, 7-0 Texans on opening drive...85 yrd TD drive like it was nothing...every receiver basically wide open, no pass rush to speak of against a team that is about the worst in the league in pass protection

8 plays 85 yds and an easy passing TD

Last week Houston managed only 223 total yards of offense against a bad Colts defense

 

[dbair1967]

Some serious fucked up playcalls by Schottenheimer on this drive.

A 2nd down pass play where he took Lamb and Pickens both off the field (incomplete, predictable)

Running success on some plays but not once does he call consecutive run plays, even after gaining 5 yds on the last 1st down rush.

3rd down pass routes where guys run to the tree and turn around. Nobody open. (predictable)

 

[dbair1967]

Houston with plays of 45 and 52 yds on first two series

The Christian Parker scheme in action.

 

[Kirk61]

They look so fucking lame I seriously hope they lose every game.

 

[dbair1967]

Texans have 154 yards, averaging almost 12 yds per play and scored 10 pts on their first two drives.

Last week they had 223 total yds, averaged less than 4.5 yds per play and scored 17 for the game.

Cowboys defense cures all ills for every team we face.

 

[dbair1967]

The offensive play calling is garbage.

The defense is beyond atrocious.

This team is looking at Wade Phillips type 2010 debacle.

 

[dbair1967]

Rookie Barham injured and at least for now, is out.

 

[dbair1967]

First play he has made all yr

 

[dbair1967]

 

[Doomsday]

Get that stupid WR sweep out of the fuckin playbook. Just because it works in practice against our sorry defense doesn't mean it's a valid play on an NFL game day.

 

[dbair1967]

Special teams coverage, two Aubrey FGs and Houston penalties are all that has gone right for this shitpile Dallas team today.

Absolutely putrid offensive game plan and playcalling by Schottenheimer. Team looks completely hopeless on both sides of the ball.

Steele has basically been beaten on every single snap, run or pass.

 

[dbair1967]

That last 3rd down play we had, The throw was a tad high but Ferg with one of the lamest efforts you will ever see to catch it.

So done with this guy. Spann-Ford should be getting all the #1 TE reps.

 

[dbair1967]

Schottenheimer is a complete stupid motherfucker. Almost single handedly losing ANOTHER game with horrendous coaching decisions.

WTF would you try a 62 yrd FG there knowing your defense struggles to ever stop anybody? Easy FG given up as a result of a blocked FG for 2ns straight game. FG protection non existent on that play, multiple rushers unblocked for easy kick block.

 

[Kirk61]

Hey, I'm not getting notifications of new post. Hmm....

 

[Doomsday]

We only down by 10 ladies.

 

[dbair1967]

FIRE THIS MOTHER FUCKING CLOWN HC

JFC, makes not one but TWO dumbfuck FG decisions and hands the Texans two free FGs because of it.

Prescott absolutely horrible half of football, didnt even look to see Lamb wide open for gimmee TD on previous drive, then took two fucking sacks to end the drive.

Schottenheimer playcalling is the worst it has ever been. ST decisions even worse than last weeks imbecile bullshit.

This coaching staff gives this team zero chance to win.

 

[dbair1967]

We only down by 10 ladies.

Thanks to a dumbfuck HC