2026 Week Five: Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. Dallas Cowboys

[Kirk61]

Really awful display of football from pretty much the entire team. Coaches and players.

Dak don't give a flying fuck, he conned Jerry out of multi-millions and he can walk away today and to him, he's winner, he's a shallow piece of shit! Dak can be a good player but its not his top priority Like it was with Staubach, Aikman or even Danny White.

 

[Kirk61]

Danny White was a pretty good QB, his stats may have not been as good as con man Dak's, but at least he led the Cowboys to three Championship games in a row, we lost all three, but at least he got us there. This team needs to implode, its fucking done.

I'm done crying about it for the rest of the weak

 

[touchdown]

Time to fire Schottenheimer, Parker and Sorensen. They are the unholy trinity of fucking terrible.

The problem is, even with them fired, the insane GM will just hire more garbage.

 

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Dude says what all of us our thinking. Massive kudos to him.

Fans should have said "You're a Bum !!" to the $60M fraud.

 

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Unc & Ocho with Joe Johnson talk about the Cowboys/TB Game on Nightcap:

 

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[Maveric]

Really awful display of football from pretty much the entire team. Coaches and players.

That's ok Dak. You might not be able to say embarrassing, but we sure as hell can say it for you...

 

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[yimyammer]

I feel ya Key, there's no waking up jones & spawn, only chance fans have is putting them to sleep or pasture permanently, they will forever be an albatross to winning

 

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[Maveric]

This is not inaccurate.

 

[dbair1967]

Yep, exactly my thinking

 

[dbair1967]

"Guyton got hurt because I'm a fucking moron"

YEAH!!!!!

 

[dbair1967]

Dak don't give a flying fuck, he conned Jerry out of multi-millions and he can walk away today and to him, he's winner, he's a shallow piece of shit! Dak can be a good player but its not his top priority Like it was with Staubach, Aikman or even Danny White.

I disagree with you a little here. He works hard.

He just can't get a team any further. He's reached his peak and limits for what he can do.

He was a 4th rd pick and he made himself into a quality player for a long time. Unfortunately he is not a "winner" although I do think upper echelon coaches could help get him further than what we've seen.

We've had lousy coaching for 3 decades. The only slight improvement was Parcells, but by the time we got him he was a shell of his former self and really only came back for the money.

 

[yimyammer]

We've had lousy coaching for 3 decades. The only slight improvement was Parcells, but by the time we got him he was a shell of his former self and really only came back for the money.

Thats because J & spawns primary requirements for head coach are pliability and desperation, thus how they end up with coaches like Garret, et al. Even Parcells met those stipulations

 

[dbair1967]

Thats because J & spawns primary requirements for head coach are pliability and desperation, thus how they end up with coaches like Garret, et al. Even Parcells met those stipulations

Switzer- unserious boob hired because Jerry wanted to "stick it to Jimmy"
Gailey- clueless boob
Campo- joke
Parcells- big name who wanted cash, and Jerry wanted support for his monstrosity stadium, only legit HC Jones has had since Jimmy but Parcells was burned out already
Wade- clueless boob
Garrett- con job boob who had the "Cowboy" pedigree
McCarthy- dipshit pseudo big name but was a good drinker, terrible gameday coach
Schottenheimer- same level of boob as Gailey and Wade and someone nobody else would hire as a HC at that point. Dak was "comfortable" with his guy and that was good enough for Jerry and Spawn

 

[Mustang1]

Last night felt really different in a bad way. It feels like that beat down was a stamp on a doomed season. A complete ass whippin on every front . This includes the Jerruh and Spawn, all coaches and players . An entire systemic failure was on full display last night. Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse it absolutely did. I have now hit the acceptance stage that these are the Dallas Cowboys. Such a shame to see the absolute demise of this once proud organization. Truthfully speakin, last night was just a precursor to what’s coming. There will be many more “Thursday Nights” as we play our last 12 games of the season . You could put 22 pro bowlers on the field and as soon as they put that helmet with the star on, it would all go to crap. Last night was like sitting at the kitchen table with your mother standing over you forcing you to eat your spinach. We got force fed a pile of crap last night. Anyone want seconds???

 

[dbair1967]

I suck with photoshop and creating stuff, but which ever Universor can put Christian Parker in Cowboys gear mug in place of Radio with those arms raised will immediately get all sorts of props and kudos.