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Well, Granny, first TD is gonna go all the way, and seven years from now, when I'm occupying a mysterious roster spot at BYU under an assumed name, we'll draft a handsome blonde quarterback from UCLA who may or may not be a homosexual."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emLfvC1fWjI ugh, those vids suck. i bring da quality

I'd like to give Tate the George Zimmerman treatment.

"fuck all youz guys"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le22gwu5c7w still not sure why he cut inside. and yes, Free was holding.

Murray is definitely entering "put up or shut up" territory. Ten bucks says Jerry gives him a multi-million-$ extension without him playing a full season.

11. You're perpetually depressed.

If you're acquitted, I don't think a confession of guilt would merit a (criminal) retrial, but if you were convicted and they found out later that a witness lied, or that a juror, lawyer, or judge was bribed, or if new evidence surfaces, that would merit a new trial.

You don't have to be conspiratorial to be a liar. He lied about not being bothered when Jerry gave him instructions on the field in the middle of a game a few years ago (how could he not?), and he lied about not being bothered about the play-calling demotion. Either tell the truth or say "no...

The real scandal is that some fans (read: homers) don't mind being lied to. In fact, they openly welcome it if they think (wrongly) that it will somehow help the team. They're too stupid to realize that the eeeevil media are their emissaries.

what a traumatizing experience for the poor kid.

yeah, even his two kids from a previous marriage are young

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CajJyuk3P_w he will be missed

Bob's hoping for the "Washington Covetous Jews."

The color of their skin, obviously. If you're a white settler and you don't know what to call these people, a standout physical characteristic will have to suffice. Similarly, that's why they called us "pale face."

consider yourself educated. "redskin" was neutral and descriptive; "godless savages" was an insult.

Again, the bigots are dead, and the word was never a slur to begin with. We don't live in an Orwellian hellhole where we wish words out of existence to placate upper-class white libs. You're welcome to go to microfilm room at the LOC to find one story back in the day which described the name...

the word "redskin" wasn't considered racist or controversial when he made the change, so ascribing racism to his motives in 2013 is silly if not reckless.

that's never been proven. that was just Huffpo trying to read the mind of a dead man.