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I don't give a fiddler's damn what you think you thought you heard. Besides, I know you'd never say that to my face.

Many of the player profiles in that guide are written by me. You can tell which ones by my use of unnecessary capitalization, run-on sentences, my love of those QB's who are students of the game (like myself), Rushmen of high Moral Character (like myself), and my Hate for Kickers. Jerry did...

Glad to see you have finally come around. I will PM you an Own invite.

I just got off the phone with a very high-up individual with the league. He is telling me that the schedule will be released on April 22nd. I cannot tell you who this is, because no one is supposed to know this. Please do not PM me asking who my source is. I will go to my grave with his name...

I wouldn't dare post an answer here, you people are not worthy.

When your post count sniffs mine, come back and talk to me, Amigo.

Stop attacking me and calling me a liar!

I got a phone call literally 4 minutes before you posted this saying this could happen. Another instance of Jerry/Jason working together to build a championship team. Just like Tex/Tom.

Jerry wasn't in the room with us during negotiations, either. So suck it, seriously.

As you know, I had previously proclaimed April 15 as the day the NFL Schedule would be released. I am revising my prediction: April 16. or April 17 or April 18 or April 19 or April 22 or April 23 or April 24 or April 25 or April 26 or April 29 or April 30 or May 1 or May 2 or May 3 or May 6 or...

Does anyone have London's twitter handle?

The seeds of a championship team are being sown as we speak. Unfortunately until you take off your Underoos and Garanimals and put on your big-boy undies, you can't see it.

He and Tanaquana are getting back together and are 100% in love. She is headed to Denver with him.

I have won several of my over 200 fistfights in this manner. Not to mention however many Dutch Ovens I've done on Jules.

Now you know why I've always loved you.

Demarcus and Taquana are very much in 100% love and still married.

I knew this 3 hours ago but my internets went out.

Everyone ready to jump over a cop car with their motorcycle. Nothing to see here.

Quoted for truth. Injuries and coin flips. It all adds up.

I predicted this months ago. And I don't give a lamb's left nut if you don't believe me.