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Fuzz, please post more, but less seriously. I'm really not that damn important.

Do I need to make a 2 hour phone call?

I forgot her prosthetic arm.

Dullard is a title, just like Tight End. Please capitalize appropriately.

Don't ask me to do it, I'm going to be burying my Mom.

Guys, come on, man. Please don't fight over me. We're all brothers. In a world of green balloons and massage cream that gets warm when you blow on it, I'm really not that important.

LOL

My wife is a saint. She believes every word I say. Even when I tell her she looks good.

They both have two "r"s in the middle of their last names. Their names even SOUND alike! I seriously know this game! Why don't you see that? Game over.

I don't have wiring in the bottom drawer of my home-office cabinet. Therefore, this article is just another display of horrendous writing by the media.

Cowboys vs. Dallas. Win-win.

Number of times I have masturbated? Zero, zip, zilch, nada.

How dare you.

I thought I could trust you with what I tell you in PMs. You are out of the circle, Amigo.

You should post more, seriously. Seriously.

Reminds me of the time I cornered Jim Kelly and told him that not only the Cowboys would beat the daylights out of he and his acolytes, but that the final score would be 51-17. I was off by a point. Lin Elliot played a joke on me when he told me before the game he would intentionally miss an...

Yeah, well that's not me. You'd have better luck shoving a pumpkin seed up a gnat's behind with a butter knife on a hot July in Tallahassee than you would proving me wrong, Amigo.

I'm going to call you bus driver because you took people to school.