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But that's the point. There's always some excuse for why shit doesn't ever end well for the Cowboys the last quarter century. This year will be no different because the culture of the team is not different. I'm figuring that once again the offensive line not being 100% will be a major downfall...

Welcome to the boards! It's ok to be a homer. It's the crusaders, as I like to call them, that come here thinking they can take us on by waving the pom poms of cognitive dissonance about the reality of the team that don't last long here. The other kind of homer that doesn't do well here is the...

My man Kyle Yo Queiro Taco Bell made the practice squad. (note: this post was just an excuse to use that nick name. don't know who the guy is, nor do I give two shits. that is all.)

Yeah, I suspect Bailey's release was a cap move. I have to admit to a tip of the hat to the Cowboys on this one. It was a fairly shrewd move, but kickers are a dime a dozen anyway.

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Dude, the stupid face is what assures him of failure. Nobody can succeed with a face like that. Well... there was Haley Joel Osment, but he seems to have disappeared as an adult. My theory still holds.

I think we finally found the stupid limit on the Management & Coaching™ for the Cowboys. It was impressive, but there was a limit after all.

Lenoir muffed his way off the team. He knew it too judging by the body language he had walking down the tunnel after the Cardinal game. I guess the one bright side of the worst preseason in team history is that cut downs are easy.

Doesn't matter. Matt Flynn.

My almonds are activated.

So, the consensus at Reality's Shithouse in their prediction thread is 10-6 contender. LOL

Panthers in a blowout 34-3.

This was the worst preseason in Cowboys history from a scoring perspective. It was also only the sixth time the franchise has gone winless in preseason, however it has twice happened under Garrett in the span of 4 years.

LOL Nobody does drama better than the Cowboys.

*ahem* CHAMPIONSHIP! Also, I read your first sentence in Jim Ross' voice.

Jerry Jones would write “shocking” check to guarantee Cowboys another Super Bowl – ProFootballTalk Why not use that money to hire a good GM? I think I found the flaw in the logic...

A lot of people have been talking up the defense this year... now watch it go out there and absolutely SUCK in the regular season.

This would be the greatest angry Cowboys fans moment in history.

Such horrible Cowboys fans, ALL OF YOU!

It might be as many as three different new records of shame, but I'm having trouble finding specific info on Cowboys team records for turnovers. It looks like I might have to go by box scores, but that is tedious. The three new possible records of shame: 1) Most turnovers lost - game 2) Most...