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Dez no longer wants to be chillin' with the Browns. I've been watching football since the late 1970s, and I can't recall a player over estimating his worth more than Dez has. And I guess this was the contract offer he was referring to on his phone when he told that guy that trolled him on...

I think you could take a Madden game, pool all non-starting, non-Cowboys players from the 31 other teams, put their names on a wall, blindfold yourself, then throw darts, and the resulting team would be better than the Cowboys.

Actually. I think Cleveland's scrubs would destroy our scrubs. Over at Reality's Shithouse the usual whistling past the graveyard with posts like "It's only pre-season" and "this wasn't our dress rehearsal"... Bullshit - this WAS our dress rehearsal. It shows you what is in store yet again for...

You've got nothing left to ever worry again about the Cowboys. The franchise is dead. Forget about it.

The Cowboys have a unique gift at finding some of the worst NFL players ever seen. But more astonishngly is how long they hold on to these guys. Green: 1) Should have never been brought into the organization to begin with. 2) Should have been benched after the first couple of sacks in...

I think he's a liar. He was butt-hurt because the guy zinged him pretty good with that joke. I won't believe that idiot has any contract until I see him in an NFL uniform.

The biggest fear I had about that contract at the time was the nagging suspicion I had that Dez was a "got paid" athlete who then loses any desire or hunger. And here we are.

I guarantee that he is still illiterate. So is Claiborne.

It was for Troy Aikman. He lost his shit when Dez's monkey showed up. The idiot, cancerous player bringing a monkey to the locker room was how Aikman knew the 90s ride was over.

Wonderlic scores are very important. I think the league, minus the Cowboys brain trust, is beginning to figure that out. A team of less athletically talented, but smart players will beat the crap out of highly athletic morons. See Greece beating the NBA "All-Star" Olympic team. That's a side...

Also, that self satisfied, smug asshole look on Jerry's ugly mug as he kneels with the team, thus taking a huge shit on America while simultaneously thinking he's doing the right thing, is a perfect momentary encapsulation of Jerry Jones the human being.

Confirmation of what I already knew - Cowboys media types definitely lurk here. This is the only place you get the unadulterated truth about the team. Besides all the drama surrounding the team yet again, there is the fact that we have no safeties, no defensive tackles, no tight ends, and a...

I'm going to let Emmitt Smith handle this one. "We had some diamonds, and we had some poo poo. The diamonds got mixed in with the poo poo, and it was all poo poo." Not sure I got that quote exactly right, but it's close enough to illustrate the point.

Another second half shit show by the scrubs. Some people like to downplay that, but I say it points once again to coaching. Garrett is not a motivator no matter who tries to lie on his behalf. Practically never has the team up for a big game after a layoff, and never coaches up guys on the...

Is he not the head coach? Jesus, you really are stupid aren't you? I'll bet you thought you were being clever, but you reveal that you don't have much between your ears besides oatmeal. You belong at Cowboyszone. You are far too short for this ride.

He also needs to put on some muscle weight. The dude would fly away in a high wind.

Point 12 is the key. It shows us nothing has changed at all in regards to coaching philosophy and team identity. This team will shit the bed if the clock says 2 minutes or less in the first half or second half. Just once I would like to see the team stick with its base defense during crunch time...

Gee, thanks for clearing this up for us. We had no idea that pre season games don't count. Shit, next you're going to tell us pro wrestling is fake.

AAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDD... the scrubs allow two late TDs to spoil it. Nothing's changed in that regard.

I'm calling it now! In two years time Mike White will take over as starting QB for Dallas, right the wrongs of his dad's tenure, and win MULTIPLE CHAMPIONSHIPS! Move over Staubach! Move over Aikman! A challenger has appeared!