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NEW RECORD OF SHAME ALERT!!! The Cowboys have gone 7 out of 11 games scoring less than 14 points, an all-time franchise worst. Can't even get two TDs nearly 70% of the time over the last 11 games. It's a safe bet that this stretch run ranks highly in league history as well, at least for the...

The Hot Garbage Boyz with yet another turnover to kill the last glimmer of any hope of a comeback.

Also, on behalf of Cowboys Nation, I humbly apologize to America for this "Game of the Week" being so horrible.

I've been kicked in the nutz so hard, and for so long by this franchise that I've become immune to it. I'm like Pai Mei from Kill Bill. Go ahead, try and kick me in the nadz!

:laugh3:laugh3:laugh3:laugh3:laugh3:laugh3:laugh3 Even when we make a good play it ends in disaster. Zeke, breaks a run only to fumble the ball away because he wasn't protecting it. One karate chop later, and it's Seattle's ball again. EPIC FUCKING FAIL

Looks like I was far too kind in predicting Dallas scoring 23 points.

If it weren't for Bill Maher's kid we'd have a goose egg for the game.

Goddammit #10, you aren't supposed to run backwards you fucking idiot!

Jerry just loves to poach from failed organizations whether it be hiring all kinds of idiots who were responsible for 0-16 Detroit, or from the Bengals who are one of the few teams to fail even harder than Dallas playoff wise over the last two decades. The Cowboys are an entry level coaching...

That just might be a new record of shame. I hadn't even thought of that stat, but yeah, ZERO explosiveness out of this offense which seems alien to the reality of tdoay's NFL rules which promote more offense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMRrNY0pxfM

The Hot Garbage Boyz.

BTW, just saw a stat - the Cowboys are 1-60 all-time when only scoring 3 in the first half, and allowing 14 or more.

24-3 coming up? I'm not real confident in this team right now.

To reference Bridget Fonda's surfer-stoner-hippy chick character from Jackie Brown in responding to Ordell telling her that smoking weed kills your ambition, "not if your ambition is to get high, and watch TV all day!"

It's our usual script rearing its ugly head again - where our strength, and an opponents weakness line up perfectly on paper, only to do a complete opposite once the game starts.

It seems impossible to fail that hard in today's NFL. I swear *I* could pass for more than that right now if given the chance. Just one lucky play or busted play on a dump off is all I need.

Make that a triple down scoring advantage for Seattle as we find a way to give up 10 points in less than 2 minutes.

And I like how our prevent defense allows teams to rip off huge chunks of real estate while their QB is under zero pressure. Meanwhile Seattle's prevent has Dallas in 3rd & 17.

This is on the verge of becoming a blowout. If Seattle scores again after the halftime kickoff then the route is likely on.