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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

Damn. I get pissed off when the Census taker shows up every few years. I'd turn into the incredible Hulk with a BBC goon if that were to take place over here.

It's a trap. The moment I allow even the merest glimmer of hope for the Cowboys to invade my currently dark soul is the moment the Benny Hill theme starts playing.

Does the BBC still send its goons out to try and extract license fees from people watching TV? I've seen a bunch of youtube videos on that subject. You Brits are the only ones who can sound polite while cussing somebody out.

The no TD streak finally ends.

12 straight quarters without an offensive TD, and counting.

Shit, the Panthers are starting to break out Harlem Globetrotter stuff on us now that they know they got this. I expect a bucket of confetti and a ball with snap back elastic on it coming up.

EL OH EL

That audible fooled exactly nobody.

Add to that a current streak of 11 (soon to be 12) straight quarters without an offensive TD, AND the first half was a net ZERO yards (60 positive yards and 60 penalty yards). It's a veritable tour de force!

Well, at least we crossed midfield that drive. It's the little things in life...

Also, we had a net zero yards in the first half. 60 yards from scrimmage negated by 60 yards of penalties. That might be a new record of shame.

Nice sack Collins (no homo).

As expected the Panthers are ripping off chunks of yardage on their opening drive of the second half. Got to keep that Cowboys tradition of letting an opponent score right before the half, and right after.

The Cowboys offense currently has an 11 quarter streak of no touchdowns scored dating back to last season.

Well, at least we now play into one of our greatest strengths of the Garrett era - halftime adjustments.

Sean Lee has whiffed on a few so far.

And now a VERY STUPID procedure penalty on the special teams to complete the tri-fecta of suck.

L o L Two of our first four drives netted negative yards. One of the remaining two was a zero yards gained drive. So that means we've only had one positive yardage drive of our first four. Pretty damn weak even by our standards.

7-0 nothing Carolina, and that might be all they need. Dallas has practically no offense so far.