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  1. UVAwahoos

    THANK YOU, REDSKINS!!!

    For finishing off what the Browns couldn't do. Gotta fire Ginger's entire family tree, but I will drive to Valley Ranch and help them all pack if necessary. Wonderful Thanksgiving! Time to go celebrate... :towel:towel:towel
  2. UVAwahoos

    Ginger Just Won't Die

    Are the scheduling Gods really going to save Redballz? This clown seems to just always get lucky enough to keep his job. The team is barely scraping by against the likes of Cleveland, but to homers like our GM, "a win is a win" I guess. How can this be reassuring for an owner who talks about...
  3. UVAwahoos

    Article: The Cowboys suck really bad. Cowboys have blown for a long time

    http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1191736 The new Super Bowl video comes out every spring, and somehow each year the Cowboys are not in it. Once Jerry Jones ran through all the players Jimmy Johnson accumulated for him with clever drafts and the greatest trade in NFL history when he unloaded Herschel...
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    Things more useful than Felix Jones...?

    - Yeast Infections - Your appendix I cannot believe this fragile piece of shit is likely gonna be out with an injury. The dude is like Greg Oden. He's the most fragile, ineffective player I have ever had to indirectly root for, and I hate him so much. The guy is a waste of a roster spot. He...
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    The Case For Jerry Jones

    http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/8449599/jerry-jones-new-oilman The Case for Jerry Jones Not as an owner. As a sociology experiment. By Bryan Curtis on October 2, 2012 Here at the start of Week 5, Dallas Cowboys fans have reached a crossroads. We could keep watching Tony Romo and the...
  6. UVAwahoos

    Garrett

    While he's busy morphing into Tom Landry, I guess other teams in our division are just going to be prepared and win games. It's a process for sure. Only had 10 days to prepare for a rookie QB. Oh, and before you blame the special teams play, it's actually the HC's job to figure out if a unit...
  7. UVAwahoos

    Zoners: This is why Jerry will never change

    The Dallas Cowboys are the NFL's first and only $2 billion franchise, Forbes Magazine announced Wednesday as it released its annual team value list. Michael Ozanian, Forbes' executive editor, said the Cowboys' value, which the magazine tabs at $2.1 billion, is "a conservative estimate."...
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    Football Outsiders Almanac NFC East Blurbs

    NFC East Dallas Cowboys: The Cowboys' projected starting line has one former first-rounder, two seventh-rounders, and two undrafted players. This is why the Morris Claiborne trade was a questionable move. The Cowboys gave up a second-round pick, which they could have used to boost their...
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    DC Times: Interior Line Will Suck Balls This Season

    Interior Line Will Struggle in 2012Jonathan Bales 08/16/2012 12:31 PM It’s a crucial 3rd and 1 in the middle of the fourth quarter. Up by one point, the Cowboys call a strong side dive from a tight formation. The interior linemen all get driven back and the running back gets crushed for a...
  10. UVAwahoos

    DWare just pwned Osi Umenyiora on twitter...

    @OsiUmenyiora: @DeMarcusWare U look so slow in that picture. Retweet that @DeMarcusWare: @OsiUmenyiora U will never be faster than me My favorite reply from some random dude: @Lou_Valdes @OsiUmenyiora @DeMarcusWare that's some bold talk from a dude who can't get a sack or a contract...
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    Vegas NFC East Over/Unders...

    Dallas: 2012: O/U 8.5 wins, O: -125, U: -105 NYG: 2012: O/U 9.5 wins, O: -110, U: -120 Philly: O/U 10 wins, O: -135, U: +105 DC: O/U 6.5 wins, O: even, U: -130 Predictions??
  12. UVAwahoos

    FuzzyLumpkins...

    What exactly are whining to Hos about? Nobody here gives a fuck that you're fake internet cyber friends with him. His little attention whoring sticky on that site is failing miserably because nobody gives a shit anymore. He's run off most decent posters who had enough of a brain to realize...
  13. UVAwahoos

    Will Emmitt's Rushing Record Last FOREVER?!

    Platoon running backs, passing league, RB lifespan, Mayan calendar conflicts, NFL-ending concussion lawsuits, George Zimmerman killing all black people. The answer is yes. ~Raise your hand if Vinny del Garrett did not ruin your NFL prime.~ Emmitt, you're good. Not so fast Romo, Ware and...
  14. UVAwahoos

    Spirit Airlines Denies Refund to Dying Vet

    Anybody hear about this? This airline has the absolute worst business ethics ever, and now they're abusing a vet with terminal cancer. http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trending-now/thousands-plan-boycott-spirit-airlines-refusing-refund-dying-163437054.html Medical exemptions should always apply...
  15. UVAwahoos

    GSA Scandal...

    Just wondering when $800k of our taxpayer money goes to something that all people (no matter what political party) agree is just plain wrong, why the fuck don't I get a lower tax rate or a refund? Instead, a couple of these dudes will lose their jobs and a couple more will go to jail. So guess...
  16. UVAwahoos

    DC Cheerleaders 101: A DCU Historian Exclusive...

    Something you won't learn from other Dallas Cowboy message board historians: The Dallas Cowboys hired the first professional cheerleading squad in 1972. I would have banged like 10 of them by now if I wasn't so committed. For seriously.
  17. UVAwahoos

    Redskins Also Gonna Get The Mucho Trouble

    Goodbye RGIII! Hello 15 more years of sucking ass right with us http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/football-insider/post/new-orleans-saints-had-bounty-system-that-paid-for-injuring-opponents-nfl-announces/2012/03/02/gIQAPNDDnR_blog.html
  18. UVAwahoos

    55 yo Grandma to Audition for DC Cheerleader Squad

    WoodysGirl will be next. http://gma.yahoo.com/grandmother-55-audition-dallas-cowboys-cheerleaders-224714416--abc-news.html
  19. UVAwahoos

    UNIVERSERS: Roy Williams...

    http://beargoggleson.com/2012/02/10/roy-williams-the-chicago-bears-biggest-mistake-of-2011/
  20. UVAwahoos

    Girl Scout Cookie Season

    Great time of the year. Theebs can Sandusky it up, while the rest of us can get awesome Thin Mints.
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