2026 Week Five: Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. Dallas Cowboys

[yimyammer]

My fandom is so deep in the crapper that it just dawned on me about 5 minutes ago there was probably a game tonight and thought: "I wonder who's playing?" and was surprised to find out it was the pokeys, I wonder how they'll torture this place tonight...

 

[Doomsday]

Bland can't cover a rookie without holding him, wtf...

He's not an NFL outside corner.

 

[dbair1967]

Good chance this UDFA rookie QB breaks some records today against this shitpile defense.

Ugly prediction, it'll take a minimum of 31 pts for us to win tonight.

Good news- great opening drive for TD run by Williams

Bad news- the Cowboys defense has to take the field now

I nailed it

This defense is the absolute worst in the history of fucking football...undrafted rookie free agent just led a 10 minute fucking drive and completed every fucking pass on his opening drive

 

[Maveric]

For any late comers, to sum up the first quarter...Javonte Williams, good. Cowboys pass defense inside five yards, bad.

 

[dbair1967]

Its a fucking abomination

 

[dbair1967]

Force a punt and get great field position, and Sorensen ST fucks up again getting a holding call on a punt that wasnt even returned.

Worst defense and worst ST we have ever had.

 

[dbair1967]

He's not an NFL outside corner.

He's just not a CB

He's fucking washed

 

[Maveric]

 

[Kirk61]

Dak throws like a rookie

 

[dbair1967]

Dak is throwing the ball like total shit tonight.

Against a Bucs defense that was already struggling vs the pass and missing their best DB

Trash fucking effort all the way around. This team sucks beyond belief.

 

[Maveric]

Dak is not handling this pressure at all. I'm going to sound like a broken record here, since I've been saying this for at least three coaches now, but they need to either go back to the running game or at least short to intermediate passes so they can calm him the hell down before he starts throwing picks and this game blows up on us.

 

[Mustang1]

This is hard to watch

 

[dbair1967]

What an embarrassing display of fucking football.

This team is a complete abomination.

 

[dbair1967]

This is hard to watch

100%

 

[Kirk61]

Dak looks rattled

 

[Kirk61]

Second and 10 on the 27, you go for the juglar on the next two passes, go for the fricken end zone!

 

[Maveric]

Highly doubting it Nick, but it's a nice thought...

 

[dbair1967]

Embarrassing fucking display of football, just pure garbage in every way.

Team looks flat, uninspired and inept. Prescott has had a total clunker of a game and the OL after a great opening drive has been awful. Steele is a missed block machine and they just wont bench his lousy ass.

Defensively they embarrassed themselves on the opening drive and if not for Bucs penalties almost assuredly would have given up more points afterward. No pass rush, shoddy run defense, poor tackling and horrible damn coverage and coverage schemes. Parker is a complete bust of a hire as DC and is in completely over his head.

I didnt expect a blowout but I thought they'd play better than this, especially offensively.

Horrible half of football.

 

[Maveric]

Well, that was disgusting...

 

[dbair1967]

FUCKING GOOD GRIEF

Just when you think a team cant embarrass themselves anymore than they already have, they give up a 2 play 85 yd drive on 2 runs.