2026 Week Two: Washington's Mess vs. Dallas Cowboys

[dbair1967]

Highest paid kicker in the league fucks up the kickoff.

You will never speaketh poorly of Mr Legend Aubrey, EVER again.

 

[Maveric]

Aubrey good by plenty from 60. I'll take 30-13 at this point.

 

[dbair1967]

How many dead to rights sacks are we gonna miss today?

Cant stop the run. Cant tackle. Cant cover.

They cant do anything right on defense. It's even worse than the shitshow of the past two seasons.

 

[dbair1967]

Yeah, Chrisian Parker is a mega bust as the DC.

The defense is even more useless and clueless than last years version was, despite a near complete overhaul of personnel.

Every fucking redskins receive is WIDE FUCKING OPEN. And when they have run the ball they have holes you can drive transfer trucks through.

 

[English Cowboy]

Mariota and a washed-up Diggs torching our D.

 

[Maveric]

 

[Maveric]

Do not let this CeeDee Lamb out of your sights. We do not want him to disappear.

 

[dbair1967]

It's a win, but a really smelly ugly win at best.

Team could have easily lost today if not for missed wide open bombs to receivers and the refs.

Our team is really a fucking joke again. It's the epitome of bad football. They can't run the ball or stop the run to save their life. Every receiver is wide fucking open. There's no pass rush to speak of and even the few plays there is they can't tackle a fucking old as dirt QB to save their ass either. The teams tackling is atrocious. The ST are a joke except for Aubrey.

This looks like a 3 or 4 win team.

 

[dbair1967]

Do not let this CeeDee Lamb out of your sights. We do not want him to disappear.

Had himself a helluva game today. If not for him and Prescott we lose and lose bad.

 

[English Cowboy]

Take the W. But it didn't appear to me that we solved any of the issues from week 1.

 

[Maveric]

 

[dbair1967]

Take the W. But it didn't appear to me that we solved any of the issues from week 1.

They clearly did not.

This is a bad football team. No other way to spin it.

It's only two games but Christian Parker looks like a complete flop as DC.

And overall, despite a mass roster overhaul they still have far too mahy players on the field that dont belong on the team, and probably not any other team.

Steele and Miller are both washed beyond belief. Kobie Durant was absolutely horrendous before he got hurt and never returned.

 

[Doomsday]

How the day started.

 

[Scot]

How many dead to rights sacks are we gonna miss today?

All of them

 

[yimyammer]

It's a win, but a really smelly ugly win at best.

We'll call it a "smuglyin"

 

[bbgun]

Cant stop the run. Cant tackle. Cant cover.

They cant do anything right on defense. It's even worse than the shitshow of the past two seasons.

 

[dbair1967]

Circus dipshit running his clown show

 

[dbair1967]

Not sure what Johnny Walker GM means by this, but sounds like he is thinking about acquiring some big name/s again thinking it has a snowballs chance in salvaging this shitpile joke of a defense.

 

[dbair1967]

Cowboys defense in two games:

Pts allowed- 48 (and EASILY could be 70+)
First downs allowed: 53 (including 22 rushing first downs)
Yards allowed: 783
Yds per play allowed: 5.8
3rd down conversions: 17/25 (one of those was a kneel down to end a game, another was the 3rd and goal fuckup play by Daniels before halftime today)
Punts forced: TWO
Turnovers forced: TWO
Average Time of Possession allowed: 33.85