2026 Week Two: Washington's Mess vs. Dallas Cowboys

[daboyz]

Daniels alone has been finding room to run racking up 68+ yards in the first half. This Defense continues to struggle. No improvement whatsoever especially against a team like Washington. Let's see if Parker gives up 511 points like Eberflus franchise record did last year. And to think, Eberflus is an experienced DC.

 

[Scot]

Looks like Daniel’s day is over. That is the same elbow he dislocated last year. It looked nasty

 

[English Cowboy]

It was only a matter of time before Twigs For Arms Daniels got injured.

 

[Maveric]

Looks like Daniel’s day is over. That is the same elbow he dislocated last year. It looked nasty

Probably more than his day I'm betting...

 

[Maveric]

The elbow would be bad enough, but the way his ankle bent it's probably not his only problem...

 

[Maveric]

 

[dbair1967]

All the best plays the Cowboys and Parkers defense have made have been pretty much fuckup plays by the Washington offense.

Parker's defense is a complete fucking flop so far. Utterly clueless against the run, pass, pass rush and QB scramble plays.

I didnt think it was even remotely possible to be as bad or worse than last yrs fucking disaster, but this is priving me wrong again.

Absolutely horrible. They cant do anything right.

And Von Miller is beyond washed up. He needs to retire after this game.

 

[dbair1967]

Holy shit the opponents are a combined 15-19 on 3rd downs through 6 quarters. And one of those was an end of game kneel down.

 

[English Cowboy]

Highest paid kicker in the league fucks up the kickoff.

 

[Maveric]

Now watch, Mariota's going to smoke their asses...

 

[dbair1967]

And before you can blink an eye, the fucking game is tied.

This is a complete fucking disaster season in the making. They might be lucky to win 3 fucking games.

 

[dbair1967]

Now watch, Mariota's going to smoke their asses...

He already has

 

[dbair1967]

Highest paid kicker in the league fucks up the kickoff.

Stupid fucking special teams coach keeps asking him to do those dumbfuck directional spinny kicks.

This coaching staff is abysmal.

 

[dbair1967]

It was only a matter of time before Twigs For Arms Daniels got injured.

It doesnt matter who plays QB against this non existent fucking defense.

 

[dbair1967]

Terrence Steele has got to be fucking benched.

Just completely killed another drive. Should have a TD on the screen pass and Steele completely whiffed, then gives up a nearly uncontested sack on 3rd and short. Barely touched the guy.

I've seen enough of Steele and Miller. Cut them both first thing in the morning.

 

[English Cowboy]

Offensive line really not playing well again. Steele struggling again. Hardly any push in the run game again.

 

[English Cowboy]

FUUUUUMMMMMBBBBBLLLLLEEEEE!!!

 

[Maveric]

Big turnover. Nice to see the physical presence.

 

[Maveric]

 

[English Cowboy]

How many dead to rights sacks are we gonna miss today?