Week 5: Packers v Cowboys

[Scot]

Ppl are fast as fuck with the Memes

 

[Dodger12]

Maybe, just maybe, we lose enough and bad enough for Garrett to get fired after the Patriots game

Speaking of Patriots game, I'll be there for that one (against my better judgement). The season may be over by then.

 

[Doomsday]

agree 100%. Risk fielding a punt at your 10YL. Then 2 runs and a quick slant. That was concerning.

Only if you get the first big punt return we've had in 20 years, does it make any sense to try to do something with 3 timeouts and 21 seconds.

But even worse - we would have had a LOT more time had we conserved it during our 2 minute drill. Didn't use any timeouts, wasted the clock, came away with zero points. And STILL gave Rodgers another shot at us!

 

[Scot]

Speaking of Patriots game, I'll be there for that one (against my better judgement). The season may be over by then.

Don’t forget to wear your Dak Jersey and Carrot Top wig so we can spot you on TV

 

[yimyammer]

what a half of football. Does anyone even think the team is focused?

they ate so much cheese, they're stunned they're actually being whipped by cheese

 

[Dodger12]

And it seems like yessterday when we were worried about losing Moore to a HC gig.

 

[Jerseycowboysfan]

I’m switchin to scotch soon , beer isn’t numbing the pain

 

[yimyammer]

agree 100%. Risk fielding a punt at your 10YL. Then 2 runs and a quick slant. That was concerning.

its all part of the master plan, just wait

 

[yimyammer]

And it seems like yessterday when we were worried about losing Moore to a HC gig.

now we're ready to fire everyone

lolololol

 

[Dodger12]

Don’t forget to wear your Dak Jersey and Carrot Top wig so we can spot you on TV

I'll be the guy in a Cowboys jersey with a paper bag over my head.

 

[Dodger12]

now we're ready to fire everyone

lolololol

I ate the cheese......

 

[Scot]

Ahhhh......

This is the feeling I remember oh so well.

This is what it “feels like” to be a real Cowboys fan

Those first three games we just the usual prick tease

This my friends is real Cowboy football. It’s like putting on that old well worn pair of jeans. It just feels right, feels normal.

 

[Doomsday]

Carrot's halftime message to the team boils down to "fight scratch claw." as reported by Erin.

 

[Dupree89]

i believe that may have been our last hope.

 

[Doomsday]

"Let's not use Cobb at all. That'll fool 'em, they'll be keying on him!" -- Garret's admonishment to Helen Keller all week.

 

[Scot]

i believe that may have been our last hope.

Ha!

Our last hope was the opening kick off

 

[Jerseycowboysfan]

Yep , that’s what we come up wit afta halftime ????? VA FUNGUL A SU... I’m done !!!!

 

[Doomsday]

"Yeah let's not throw to any of the backs, tight ends or any slot guys. We'll kill 'em with Cooper. They won't be ready for him because he was hurt last week." -- More Ginger strategy.

 

[Scot]

“IF” we are going to go down like this I hope and pray that we get blanked and lose by at least 35

Preferably 42-0

That way the chants for Garrett’s head start early this season

 

[Dupree89]

we must lead the league in "almost" getting to the QB