Recent content by The Emperor

Congratulations on having a web site big enough that you have trolls. Take this as a sign of improvement.

It certainly would be nice to see the NFC East standings look like this: Giants 4-3 Eagles 4-3 Redskins 3-4 Cowboys 2-4 Wait. That still looks like crap.

Yeah, I'm sorry about that, but here's what's happened in 24 hours. Halen88 told me he couldn't make it because of a job interview. Then, last night, my car breaks down. So, now, we both can't go. It's disappointing. And, yeah, there's an NFL Trash Talking Circle on Youtube. Just look for...

Of course it doesn't concern him. Because we can still torch and burn them all day and still find a way to lose.

I'm the guy on the right. Halen88 is the guy on the left. He basically got the entire Trash Talking Circle on Youtube started.

I'm really bummed that my car broke down last night and now I won't be able to go. Enjoy the video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY0rjgHMYSg 1st 2nd 3rd 4th Giants 7 0 0 7 Cowboys 7 7 7 7 1st -- Tony Romo to Jason Witten for a 12 yard...

It was. My gosh, he played so badly on that play that I thought it was Mike Hamlin. And the way he looked, I could have sworn that #20 was a #38.

I thought Mike Hamlin was the other guy with Scandrick on that first Vince Young bomb to Nate Washington.

Yeah, I know what you mean. I think we've been too content with our sacks to notice this problem. I mean, when we were getting a bunch of sacks last season, it wasn't that big of a deal because we knew what we did best. Now that we're not getting sacks, it's really glaring that we don't force...

It's the same story every game, 122: no turnovers, few penalties, and we win. That's it. And I count missed kicks as turnovers. That's deflating to go down there and shank it wide right. It's crushing. We can't have that. And we do need to get after Favre. I'd send the house after him on the...

I've been in there a couple of times for the live chat during Skeety's show. He looks like The Amazing Atheist.

We don't practice it. I mean, when I look at teams like the Bears, they're always trying to strip the ball. We don't. We just "get lucky." And even when we do get lucky, we look at the ball for a few seconds before realizing the whistle hasn't blown and we can recover it.

I've never had any run-ins with Ba'al. He seems to be an okay guy. You know, that's my impression from just a few months of being over there. But JMAC tries to antagonize everyone. I wish someone would get a picture of his deformed, Phantom-of-the-Opera face and put it on the internet. Anyway...

Tony Romo is an infidel and we'll only be better by getting rid of him. Don't ask me who we replace him with because the Romophobes haven't got up to that part yet.

If we change the rule of the celebration, it won't take effect 'til next season. It won't have any retroactive effect, nor will it help us out in 2010. So, the only thing we can change to prevent stuff like this from happening again is to do exactly what cboys72 said and hand the ball to the...