I would just call up Cuban on his cell (I got his number) and see if he's interested in going in halfsies with me. I'll be majority owner, so he doesn't have to give as much attention to the Cowboys as he does the Mavs.
Once the takeover is done, I'll bring Jerry into my office, and put a line on the table, and tell him everything on his that side of the line has nothing to do with the Cowboys anymore, don't let the door hit you in the ass.
Garrett could stay on as court jester, and he'd have to wear the purple suit and goofy hat, with his red hair growning out the sides like Carrot Top and permed. And I'd have his hands cut off so I wouldn't have to hear his ass clapping all day.