NFL Pre-Season Game 4: Dallas Cowboys vs. Houston Texans (8:00 PM EST)

[icup]

giggity

 

[Doomsday]

This is for the By God Guvnah's Cup. Only championship game we'll see this season.

 

[dbair1967]

Game will be re-aired on NFL Network Friday at 8pm EST.

 

[bbgun]

welcome to the worst game of the year. just in time too, as I was getting Chaz Green withdrawals.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

This is for the By God Guvnah's Cup. Only championship game we'll see this season.

*ahem*

CHAMPIONSHIP!

Also, I read your first sentence in Jim Ross' voice.

 

[Doomsday]

*ahem*

CHAMPIONSHIP!

Also, I read your first sentence in Jim Ross' voice.

Because that's exactly By God what I was hearing when I typed it. Good Gawdalmighty!

 

[theoneandonly]

welcome to the worst game of the year

You know this, how? There are 16 weeks of zaniness, comedy, and heart break dead ahead.

 

[dbair1967]

On the agenda for tonight:

1) Can Chaz Green actually get in front of an opposing defender?
2) Can Cooper Rush throw a football to the sideline that doesn't take 12 minutes to arrive at its destination?
3) Can Rico Gathers avoid running into his own receivers or blockers when he is on the field?
4) Can Red Boob wow us with his football strategy by again having a backup kicker go for a FG with less than a minute to go in a blowout loss?
5) Will we bring home the glory of the Governors Cup?

 

[Doomsday]

On the agenda for tonight:

5) Will we bring home the glory of the Governors Cup?

And that's the only damn thing that matters. It's the fucking State Championship of Professional Football at stake!

 

[SixisBetter]

I already called the Harris County Sheriff's office to report JJ Watt murdering Rush and/or White.

 

[Doomsday]

I already called the Harris County Sheriff's office to report JJ Watt murdering Rush and/or White.

Damn good job.

See? This is what I been talking about people - focus and PREPARATION!

It's good to see someone else on the ball, recognizing the towering importance of this CHAMPIONSHIP GAME.

 

[dbair1967]

I already called the Harris County Sheriff's office to report JJ Watt murdering Rush and/or White.

Too bad he cant murder Chaz Green or Jason Garrett, if he could I'd advise you have them drop the charges

 

[bbgun]

Chaz with the hat trick tonight: one false start, one holding call and will give up one sack. Book it.

 

[dbair1967]

Chaz with the hat trick tonight: one false start, one holding call and will give up one sack. Book it.

Only one of each?

Shit I'll take the over

 

[Scot]

Chaz with the hat trick tonight: one false start, one holding call and will give up one sack. Book it.

You have much more faith in Chaz “Bono” Green than I do!

 

[SixisBetter]

Too bad he cant murder Chaz Green or Jason Garrett, if he could I'd advise you have them drop the charges

Good idea.
Although it is possible they could be nabbed as co-conspirators.

 

[Doomsday]

Only one of each?

Shit I'll take the over

It would be a yuuuge improvement!

 

[Scot]

Looks like I won’t be watching it live. I can’t find it being broadcast anywhere.

I wonder if the Cowboys app will be streaming it

 

[NoMoRedJ]

Looks like I won’t be watching it live. I can’t find it being broadcast anywhere.

I wonder if the Cowboys app will be streaming it

reddit/nfl streams?

 

[Doomsday]

Looks like I won’t be watching it live. I can’t find it being broadcast anywhere.

I wonder if the Cowboys app will be streaming it

We can't win it without you Scot.

Find a fucking way.