2025 Week Fourteen: Dallas Cowboys vs. Detroit Lions

[Doomsday]

This is the episode we’ve all been waiting for about the dry hole

Or the toxic one which was focus of most recent episode

 

[English Cowboy]

We're playing like shit but have somehow got it back to a one possession game.

 

[Doomsday]

Mike Tomlin is not stupid

 

[Aggiepride]

Dan Campbell and the Lions came out and punched us in da mouth. Instead of punching them back we picked up our marbles and went home

This team has no heart and no balls!

"Everyone has a plan until..."

but I am glad. Get it over with ASAP if we are pretenders. Now I can just not think about the rest of the season and enjoy the other games.

That's better than sneaking into the playoffs, losing in round 1 to a team like the Bucs (they're getting Mike Evans back, Bucky Irvin etc) and pretending you accomplished something.

We have 2 number 1 picks. Let's make them count.

I read a couple of the better QBs this year are probably going to stay in college. They make plenty of money.

So maybe we can finally replace Dak (who I do think is a good QB, but not worth the money) in 2027.

Look at the friggin Patriots! I heard a commentator say "it's amazing what a real HC can do". I think a more accurate statement is "it's amazing what a good coach and GM can do with over 100 million in cap room and a relatively cheap and very good QB".

Look at Denver with Bo Nix. I thought they'd be bad for at least a couple more years with the Russell Wilson fiasco.

Only the Browns and Dolphins keep screwing up. Are we really afraid that we will become the Browns if we get rid of Dak? Why do we have a scouting department?

 

[Aggiepride]

Is this Dan Campbell's revenge for not using him more when he was a Cowboy?

Score wise, we are still in it. But it doesn't; feel like we are. And I don't want to win by luck or some "great play call."

 

[Scot]

Is this Dan Campbell's revenge for not using him more when he was a Cowboy?

Score wise, we are still in it. But it doesn't; feel like we are. And I don't want to win by luck or some "great play call."

No that was the last time we played when they shitstomped us and nearly put a 50 burger on us last year

 

[Aggiepride]

No that was the last time we played when they shitstomped us and nearly put a 50 burger on us last year

When I wrote that I was thinking more in terms of over the last few years.

 

[Scot]

The game is on the line

CeeDee is out with a concussion

And Pickens is on the sidelines?

What in the actual FUCK?

 

[English Cowboy]

If Flournoy is as good as I think he can be we may not have to put ourselves in cap hell re-signing Pickens.

 

[English Cowboy]

Kick off coverage has been dog turd tonight.

 

[Scot]

Jesus fucking Christ

Fuck this team!

 

[Aggiepride]

The NFL needs to do something about these roughing the passer penalties. What a tick tack BS call. These QBs make millions. If they get hurt, fine. They have millions.

And I'd say this if it happened to Dak. Those calls are BS! It's football!

 

[English Cowboy]

What kind of numbskull DC allows Markquese Bell to be isolated man-to-man against Jameson Williams? Oh yeah, our DC.

 

[Aggiepride]

Like I am binge watching Spartacus again getting ready for the new one coming out, which I can already tell is going to have woke elements (a female gladiator).

The way the NFL protects QBs would be like Rome protecting gladiators by having them fight with nerf swords.

 

[Scot]

If Flournoy is as good as I think he can be we may not have to put ourselves in cap hell re-signing Pickens.

Looks like he just put Tolbert out of a job next season

And don’t forget, we still have Mandingo!

He’s gonna be here no matter what next year just because of his contract. Even if he never touches the ball this season.

But I suspect or at least hope we see a ton of him next week after we lose this game and have nothing left to play for

Sit CeeDee, sit Pickens, sit Quinnen

Play Mandingo, play Moffah, play Jaydon “ain’t dun shit” Blue, play the giant Samoan DT we drafted in the 6-7th round

Let’s see what we have at the back of the roster

Will we do that? Of course not. We will probably win the remaining games which just hurts our draft position

That’s the most Cowboy thing to do

 

[Scot]

That was a bullshit OPI call on Ferguson

But Shotty should have gone for it on 4th and 3 instead of taking the 3 points. Their #1 corner just went out of the game with an injury on the last play.

We should have pressed his replacement

 

[English Cowboy]

We've allowed about 40 yards per kick-off return tonight. Lions starting their drives at midfield almost every time.

 

[Scot]

Fuck this team!

Being a Cowboy fan is like being a battered wife. No matter how bad and how shitty they treat you. You just can’t leave

I should have left after the shitstomping the Packers gave us in the playoffs a couple years ago!

 

[English Cowboy]

So much for our new defense. Back to the same old crap from earlier in the season.

 

[Aggiepride]

We've allowed about 40 yards per kick-off return tonight. Lions starting their drives at midfield almost every time.

We stunk in all 3 phases and we got bullied. Whenever the Lions had to make a play, they did. They are clearly the better team.

People need to call in to Bryan and ask him when the draft shows begin. Any win after this game is worthless. It will not happen, but I want to see Milton get some time. Jayden Blue, call up Mafah, see what he has. Plan for next year.

And Turpin on the team is a waste of roster space!

It's time to be like Jimmy Johnson and churn the bottom of the roster. Poach players from other practice squads and see what you might find.

The Bengals now have a better shot at the playoffs than Dallas.