2025 Week Five: Dallas Cowboys vs. New York Jest

[dbair1967]

We're gonna dominate.

Gotta finish it off, but can't believe that this is turning out like this.

 

[Scot]

If our defense was just middle of the pack instead of dead last in the league this team would be scary good

And Houston needs more snaps!

 

[Scot]

We just put up 300 yard of offense in the first half without 4 of our 5 starting o lineman and without CeeDee

 

[Doomsday]

That was a Big Boy throw by Dak. TD makes the score 30-3 Dallas.

 

[Scot]

We got our self a pass rush today boys (and girl)

Pickens the first ever Cowboy to get a TD in their first 5 starts

And we may get ourselves a 50 burger with the way this game is going

 

[Doomsday]

We got our self a pass rush today boys (and girl)

Flus dialing up some stunts and loops, also finally allowing some man to man.

 

[Doomsday]

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JEST
JEST
JEST!

FYP

 

[dbair1967]

Rico Dowdle had 83 TOTAL yards rushing in 4 weeks, was barely averaging 3.0 yds per carry.

Today v Miami, a mammoth career game. 206 yds rushing and a TD on 23 carries.

We get Carolina next week.

 

[dbair1967]

Helen Moore with his first W as a HC today, they did us a solid and defeated the G Men.

Dooms is on suicide watch now, Skattenbooboo had a lost fumble in the game, one of 5 G Men turnovers.

 

[Maveric]

I was quiet through this game, because, honestly, I couldn't process what I was seeing.
MIssing CeeDee Lamb? No problem. Jake Ferguson kicking ass. Javonte Williams continues to amaze. Four missing offensive linemen? Jets line was way shittier than I anticipated ours being. And Dak...I don't know what's gotten into Dak, but they need to get a witch doctor to seal it in tight.
And who the hell were those guys wearing Cowboys uniforms playing defense, because they sure as hell weren't out there the first four weeks. LIke I said, Jets o-line sucked. Fields played like crap the first three quarters, though to be fair their offensive game plan (and line) didn't do him any favors.
Dare I say my assessment leading off next week's game thread is going to be a bit more favorable, perhaps even confident? It's going to be an interesting time in my head...

 

[dbair1967]

Really nice W today for us. I really expected us to lose.

37 pts on offense (38 if not for that bum Brandon Aubrey who clanked a PAT) and you're missing SIX starters? 6 fucking starters, out.

I have no doubt at all that had Garrett or McCarthy been HC this kind of game would have been an embarrassingly bad shitburger of a loss.

Schotty had them ready to play and Kolston Adams & Conor Riley are earning every cent with how they have coached up this OL.

 

[daboyz]

MEANWHILE....

 

[Maveric]

Helen Moore with his first W as a HC today, they did us a solid and defeated the G Men.

Dooms is on suicide watch now, Skattenbooboo had a lost fumble in the game, one of 5 G Men turnovers.

He's got some growing to do, but I like Rattler's potential. They've got a few good pieces on offense.

 

[dbair1967]

Box score heroes:

Prescott: 18/29, 237 yds, FOUR tds, zero picks 127.4 QB rating
Jevonte Williams: 16 carries, 135 yds, 2 tds (1 rushing 1 receiving)
Ryan Flournoy: 6 catches, 114 yds
Jake Ferguson: 7 catches 49 yds, 2 tds
Defense:

5 sacks from 5 different players
Rookie Shemar James, credited with 15 total tackles
Dante Fowler had a sack and unofficially 5 other QB knockdowns

Goat of the game: Brandon Aubrey. Clanked a PAT, costing us a huge point. Also had a kickoff out of bounds. (sarcasm)

 

[dbair1967]

On the flipside of Rico Dowdle's monster game, we have Cooper Rush.

14/20, 179 yds. Hey not bad. but no tds and 3 picks. 58.1 QB rating

 

[dbair1967]

Prescott and Pickens called game.

 

[dbair1967]

Not sure I'm buying this one, but this is a thing according to whomever looked it up.

 

[dbair1967]

No doubt this would have been a butt ugly loss under previous coacging regimes

 

[dbair1967]

 

[dbair1967]