I got the shit slapped outta me when I wouldn't eat the nasty sourkraut and was told of the "starving little kids in Lapland" to which I honestly and with a giving heart asked, "can we mail this to Lapland?"
BING-POW-ZAPP-SLAPPSLAPPSLAPP
Did you not attend Spanish class in High School? This game was in Spain. American Football is an Olympic sport now, spanning the globe. It's the 21st Century.