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Almost like it's jinxed. We've never retired any numbers. Not what we do.

And I remember the HOWLS of how he was gonna haunt us...

That was the fallback position after nothing happened immediately like many predicted. It'll soon be, "Yeah teams are just waiting for camp injuries, will steal Dez as a emergency replacement and he'll tear the league up!":rofl2

Where we at on the big "Dez Sweepstakes?"

Which, worked at times when he was a challenge for one man to cover. He gets lots of single coverage because they know he can't beat single coverage.

SUPA BOW!

Me either. Because if we're improved, so are at least a dozen others. People get excited after the draft and just ignore the fact that 31 other teams drafted as well. But there's really no arguing Dez made himself replaceable, and that Hall of famer Witten wasn't the performer he once was. It...

I think in his first year this really wasn't all that true. He TALKED that game initially. 2nd year he did just sort of ride the passenger car of the train. He was a horrid professional football coach and wouldn't have ever sniffed the playoffs if he hadn't been the puppet of the owner of the...

We have a broadcasting sweepstakes for Witten but no player sweepstakes for Dez. LOL

Exactly. And the same delusions typically spill out to many fans as well.

You were saying we "lost a lot." I pointed out, not really. Now it's "holes to fill" and you have those every year. And, 8-8 on average for the last 22 years is the very definition of "treading water." We didn't lose anything we can't replace with as good or better results.

The wait begins for Dez's post-draft signing! Wait... He's not signed yet? That takes Dez out of the mix immediately. Where did he ever show either desire for either, that is after he got his big contract.

The folded index card indicated we did NOT make the first down that was being measured. So, it's the idiot official's inability to tell what his folded index card actually proved, not any play we made, which gave us that first down.

Not really. An infantile idiot diva wideout who led the league in dropped balls and really wasn't worth a shit the last three years, and a HoF TE whose best years were way behind him.

It's an 8-8 team. Still will be, on average, until we get rid of Jerruh and Ginger. There, see? I said exactly what the writer did, in 600 fewer words. All I did was toss out all the word salad.

We've still never replaced Woody. Or ever even come close to it.

I'm almost convinced that doesn't exist. Troy and the core group did it last time we won a SB, but that was an extremely special group of players who overcame Switzer.

But seriously, there's really very little to bitch about with our haul. Nothing to drive ya wild either, but overall it's pretty darned okay.

Soup Bow, bitches. Best draft since the best one.

UDFAs signed: Marchie Murdock, WR, Iowa State Dalton Sturm, QB, UTSA David Wells, TE, San Diego State Malik Earl, WR, Missouri State Jake Campos, OL, Iowa State Bryce Johnson, OL, SCSU Jordan Chunn, RB, Troy Donovan Olumba, CB, Portland State Kameron Kelly, S, SDSU Joel Lanning, LB, Iowa State...