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DING DING!

DING! The die is already cast, Stevie already on record saying they're gonna marry him regardless.

It's never too early for the piglets to line up at the known teat.

I was curious too. I can't imagine buying such a trap when most cities, counties and even ag extention agents loan them out.

I think he said he WAS charging $20 for them, in context I read this as his price for family and friends? He says he is going online selling them for $40. Still, I don't see much margin there even at 40.

If we see over 30 percent here it's because it's fixin to rain some. Normally in the summer months it's 5-20 percent unless rain. In winter it's even drier than that.

You'll be one of the saps he sees thronging to camp, convincing him further he can do no wrong. Big crowds in camp just reinforce him.

So again I ask, why? Why the hell would anyone go to camp, or most especially any of the games? Continuing to reward Jerry for his football malpractice. I'd have a 6 hour drive to make a home game. But that ain't why I never go anymore. When I used to go it was by this thing we have here in...

It's home to one of the major regional state nuthouses, if that's any help.

I posted it here a couplathree years ago. It's just a parody of Jimmy Buffett's hit. Last verse still cracks me up, and there's also bitching between some of the verses and at the end. Last verse goes like this here: I took off my flip-flop Threw it at carrot top Cuz the Dallas coach is a...

Reminds me of my "Mediocreville" song I recorded a few years back.

I can't imagine why. Only way I would consider it is if I lived nearby. Welcome to :theu

They love the Texas people though.

Midswat posted a pic of his once. It was only 1px by 1px though.

We need a double-lulz button!

I'm starting to develop a real seething hate for this puke.

This is why I don't support her claim for damages but at the same time their system is shitty. Our world-renowned DC Cheerleaders are paid less than Guatemalan seamstresses. And likely paid a lot less than our pole dancers. This must stop.

Yeah I really don't support her case necessarily but am really glad she's trying to bust open this old can of corn.

Start with the pole dancers then. Remember, one of the first things Jimmy had to talk this dumbfuck out of, was dressing the cheerleaders in bicycle shorts.

Especially when you have pole dancers. It's a REAL bad look.