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No. The philosophy is Hope. HOPE we can beat the man in front of us. HOPE our risk-averse game planning works. HOPE for luck in getting turnovers. HOPE nothing bad happens, like fumbles or picks. HOPE things go well. HOPE we don't get anybody hurt. HOPE any adjustment we make works somehow...

The New York Football Jest, will win the ballgame. Put it in 3 inch headlines.

Yeah... Can't be skeered of a qb we have zero book on. (nyuk)

Silly Wabbit, this nonsense has been debunked more than the flat earth theory. And it's really tired old Romosexual fare. You don't remember the names Murray and Barber? Owens? Please.

Frank Reich learned more from the 90s Cowboys than Garrett did.

He's an acolyte of the "risk averse" philosophy.

That smart ass would be wrong.

So, let me spell out the symptoms of the Jason Carrot Cancer: We haven't blocked a punt in forever. Why? because we don't work on it. We don't want the roughing penalties. Just let 'em punt it. Risk averse. Oh and when we really really need to block one? We don't know how, haven't really worked...

They're both Jerruh employees, not objective journalists. So we don't hold them to any journalistic standard. When Jerruh fired Dale Hansen, that ended any journalistic integrity for announcers/commentators paid by Jerruh.

The first 3 games against subpar opponents, yes. The coward Carrot opened the playbook. Against more decent teams it was "play not to lose" and very limited play calling. It wasn't until the refs pissed him off personally that we opened up our offense and started throwing to others besides...

If you can't see that success started coming soon after they opened the fucking playbook and let him PLAY, I don't know what to tell you. Suddenly we're hitting Cobb, Zeke and Witten with passes when all game long before that, we weren't even trying to hit them? Take the chains off Dak and let...

It's the COACHING. They won't let the kids PLAY. Not letting them do what they do.

Again, look at the idiot coaching. Where's Cobb? Why are we only calling pass plays for Cooper? We're not throwing underneath to backs or tight ends at all. As I'm typing this we finally hit Cobb. Gee, 25 yard game and a great throw.

This is a debacle. Period.

Doing just what Ginger said last week, "we gotta get near him."

"Yeah let's not throw to any of the backs, tight ends or any slot guys. We'll kill 'em with Cooper. They won't be ready for him because he was hurt last week." -- More Ginger strategy.

"Let's not use Cobb at all. That'll fool 'em, they'll be keying on him!" -- Garret's admonishment to Helen Keller all week.

Carrot's halftime message to the team boils down to "fight scratch claw." as reported by Erin.

Only if you get the first big punt return we've had in 20 years, does it make any sense to try to do something with 3 timeouts and 21 seconds. But even worse - we would have had a LOT more time had we conserved it during our 2 minute drill. Didn't use any timeouts, wasted the clock, came away...

Ginger's sabotage and knob scobbing of Jerruh was the demise of Wade.