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10-6 Dallas at the half. Nyuk

Maybe that holding call on The Gimp pissed us off.

We keep 'em off the scoreboard with a TD-saving forced fumble and recovery!

Plus, they're running the ball on us.

Front 7 has been suspect all season. Nowhere near the lofty expectations, hell not even p to last year's par. Two sacks all year thus far. How many takeaways do we have? 3?

Rosen looks like a drunk Ringo Starr. Can't even tell if there's a light on in there.

Knew we were gonna have trouble. Predicted we'd be sloppy. Yes, Garrett's teams really are that predictable. Never forget who our head "coach" is.

We found Randall Cobb for the first time today, but a mental mistake penalty takes away a big completion. Again, bad prep.

That was a TD. Miami coach should have challenged at least.

Fitzmagic is in. Whole nother ballgame now.

You're only as good as your prep. Nyuk-nyuk all week, all during pregame, mind not on football, you ain't gonna be sharp.

They're only as good as their spotters and showrunners. Be glad you're not getting this TV booth.

Dak Romo.

Cristi Scales. Excellent sideline reporter. Brad Sham, unparalleled play by play man for decades. Babe Laufenberg. Annoying and can live without.

They used to be great. Who's in the booth?

Cooper is a route running maestro.

Lookin like a juggernaut ain't we?

Plus it's a Nike Color Rush game and we're wearing all-white. They're in all-teal. Fins come out of the tunnel lookin all serious with ill intent, we spent the entire warm ups AND came out of the tunnel, all yuk-yuk. Dak included. Yes, Dak doing a Romo impression, all yuk-yuk before a game...

Sometimes it's not the opponent, it's you with your 8 turnovers including at least one pick six, at least one fumble inside your own 10 yard line... Multiple bonehead penalties including PIs... Things that happen to Dallas at "home." Get ready for the most fun you've ever had.