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  1. Doomsday

    Week 3: Cowboys vs Dolphins

    Seems like Jerry was reading our comments and went down to the locker room and did some in-person ass chewing.
  2. Doomsday

    Week 3: Cowboys vs Dolphins

    Notice how all the nyuk-nyuk went away and the game took a total 180?
  3. Doomsday

    Week 3: Cowboys vs Dolphins

    Much like Taco going to the Dolphins!
  4. Doomsday

    Week 3: Cowboys vs Dolphins

    Taco gets a sack on us.
  5. Doomsday

    Week 3: Cowboys vs Dolphins

    I said that too. To the TV.
  6. Doomsday

    Week 3: Cowboys vs Dolphins

    I think they got pist off. Either the refs, or the Fin players, or both. It's not from Ginger Carrot gumming them to death.
  7. Doomsday

    Week 3: Cowboys vs Dolphins

    We're playing like we're pist off now. Another dominating TD drive.
  8. Doomsday

    Week 3: Cowboys vs Dolphins

    It's what separates us from the four or five real teams in this league.
  9. Doomsday

    Week 3: Cowboys vs Dolphins

    Carrot said about Rosen at halftime, "we've got to get near him." See the lofty goals he sets?
  10. Doomsday

    Week 3: Cowboys vs Dolphins

    Professional spectator.
  11. Doomsday

    Week 3: Cowboys vs Dolphins

    All week Ginger and Helen Keller Moore licked their chops over the idea of Dak raping the Fins for 500-plus. Then forgot to prep the team for this obvious trap game. Hey dumbasses - "the other team pays its players too." -- Tom Landry.
  12. Doomsday

    Week 3: Cowboys vs Dolphins

    Hehe!
  13. Doomsday

    Week 3: Cowboys vs Dolphins

    10-6 Dallas at the half. Nyuk
  14. Doomsday

    Week 3: Cowboys vs Dolphins

    Maybe that holding call on The Gimp pissed us off.
  15. Doomsday

    Week 3: Cowboys vs Dolphins

    We keep 'em off the scoreboard with a TD-saving forced fumble and recovery!
  16. Doomsday

    Week 3: Cowboys vs Dolphins

    Plus, they're running the ball on us.
  17. Doomsday

    Week 3: Cowboys vs Dolphins

    Front 7 has been suspect all season. Nowhere near the lofty expectations, hell not even p to last year's par. Two sacks all year thus far. How many takeaways do we have? 3?
  18. Doomsday

    Week 3: Cowboys vs Dolphins

    Rosen looks like a drunk Ringo Starr. Can't even tell if there's a light on in there.
  19. Doomsday

    Week 3: Cowboys vs Dolphins

    Knew we were gonna have trouble. Predicted we'd be sloppy. Yes, Garrett's teams really are that predictable. Never forget who our head "coach" is.
  20. Doomsday

    Week 3: Cowboys vs Dolphins

    We found Randall Cobb for the first time today, but a mental mistake penalty takes away a big completion. Again, bad prep.
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