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I have a bigger wee wee.

Not while Jerry is running the show. Get used to disappointment.

Thanks for the vids. No Cowlishaw, though.

Can't wait to see his well-developed chest glistening in the California sun.

Why are they calling this the final Batman? Because Bale wants to hang it up? Certainly more Batman movies will be made with a different lead actor.

you can't become a grandmother if you're a semen-hating lesbo

this thread could use some vintage lesbianism

No loss.

Fortunately, my statue at the Jailbait Hall of Fame remains, um, "erect."

Skidadl and his "up for anything" wife sound like swingers. You should send in your application.

are you including mental illness?

takes care of you when you're sick

cooking, cleaning, nursing, companionship, second income (assuming she works) etc.

He should go to jail just for being so tone-deaf.

I wouldn't go that far, but yeah, it's grossly irresponsible. No one under 14 should have been there.

Why the hell was a newborn at a midnight showing? Or for that matter, any showing?

Tony should poke out his remaining good eye.

Just because he's white, from the South, and enjoys NASCAR doesn't mean ...

Did I say Dez? I meant his army of enablers and spinmeisters. Are we still gonna be calling him a "kid" at 30?

He's getting a little too long in the tooth to be playing the "bad childhood" card. I was traumatized by not getting an Audi for my 16th birthday, yet turned out just fine.