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I vaguely remember almost choking to death on an ice cube when I was five or so. BJ Hunnicut or Trapper John?

Worst pain: pulled chest muscle. Every breath was agony. Hospitalized? No. Would you rather drown to death or be killed by a Grizzly?

Animal House worse pain: kick in the balls or car door slammed on finger?

CZ dbair. He keeps his mouth shut over there. fries or onion rings?

None. I'm height/dick proportionate. Seinfeld or Curb?

Upton Go one round with Mike Tyson in his prime or return kicks in the NFL for an entire game

How could Radway be the same player less than a year after suffering that type of gruesome injury? I'd be terrified every time I had to make a cut on the field.

Alien Adam Sandler or Will Ferrell?

TV and burgers. Sean Connery or Roger Moore?

Mustang. tits or ass?

1970's. I need to warn Nixon about Watergate and preserve his amazing presidency. Also, I miss avocado green kitchens and shag carpeting. Coke or Pepsi?

Star Trek or Star Wars?

hot sauce who's gayer: Richard Simmons or John Travolta

Denny's. Would you rather sit next to Bob or Hostile on a cross-country flight?

Foot. What are the odds that a woman has ever pleasured herself thinking about me?

Sugar. On Columbo, why were all the murderers white, well-to-do people? Were no murders in the LA area being committed by poor people or minorities at that time?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=584KflxG1kI&feature=youtu.be

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysKE0QvP_eg&feature=youtu.be

Another disastrous game. Zona is a Cowboy graveyard.

To be followed by even more bizarreness and heartbreak in Seattle months later. Helluva year.