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Yeah I watched. Takes nothing away from what I said. Massive improvement it's not even silly.

Hurts and Barkley are hard to guard.

By far the best move of the off-season is the NY Jest hiring Aaron Glenn as their HC. Night and day difference he has them looking legit and might go on to correct my spelling this year!

Cowturd used a whole segment Friday saying that their WR1 only getting targeted one times means Hurts doesn't trust him. No, Cowturd. IT MEANT WE PLANNED ON TAKING HIM AWAY AND DID IT! BALL NOT COMING HIS WAY BECAUSE HE'S BLANKETED!

Especially considering we had only four possessions each half.

Chargers made the defending AFC champions look pretty average.

Texas slept for most of the first quarter. It was alarming especially against the cupcake opponent. They have two more such, to follow. They better straighten out because if they're still shit when they hit the meat of their schedule they're gonna miss the playoffs. You think I was...

Hmm.

The ones we're building in my area have their own, dedicated nuclear power pods the size of a luxury motorcoach.

More like, "we and 100 others bet big on the under. We'll give you 400k and cover any fine, if you'll go out of your way to spit on Dak and get booted from the game." 7.5 to 8.5 spread means this cabal collect millions on Philly's four point win.

Catch the fuckin baaall!

Colorado Buffaloes have a 17 year old true freshman quarterback with a whip for an arm. He's already torched the Delaware Fightin Blue Hens a couple of times today. Coach slime is rotating quarterbacks in his home opener this season.

SJ State responds with a no huddle Air raid attack scoring its first points with an 8 yard run up the gut. 28-7, Texas.

Another quick forced SJ State fumble. Scooped up and returned to the SJ State 1 yard line. Texas gets a 15 yd personal foul on 2nd play. On 2nd and goal from the 16 Manning strikes again for his 4th TD pass of the game. It's 28-0 Texas.

SJ State coughs up the ball at its own 36, Texas recovers. Immediate TD pass results it's 21-0 Texas.

Texas gets a pick at the SJ State 35... Three plays later it's another TD pass and it's 14-0 Texas.

Annnd immediately after posting this? Texas hits a big play to Livingston 83 yard touchdown. 7-0 Texas.

Texas lookin like hammered dogshit so far against perennial powerhouse San Jose State. No score, 4 minutes left in first quarter.

Houston suburb has a new police recruit.