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    FuzzyLumpkins...

    That's disgusting.
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    Touchtone Terrorists

    Here's another one. When he talks about the Civil War chess set I almost los it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muwz9mBCPvM
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    Sparano hired by Raiders

    The last time Dallas had a bad ass offense, Sparano was around..............Coincidence, I don't think so.
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    jay ratliff arrested

    The whole thing sounds like he was drunk. He hit the fucking thing on the drivers side? Guess semi's are hard to miss when you're driving next to one. He started complaining about injuries fucking up his sobriety test? Sure, Jay. You couldn't recount the alphabet and stand on a single foot...
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    jay ratliff arrested

    I think I've heard it an automatic loss of license to refuse the breathalyzer in a couple of states. Not like it matters for him, I bet they just smiled and said, "give me 10 minutes and be sure to have your arm exposed when I return".
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    Jones comments on Livings, Bernadeau

    superpunk, why isn't this thread about hot pockets?
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    jay ratliff arrested

    He'd have to be on the roster, wouldn't he? You keep him around just for a fraction of his base salary? No thanks.
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    jay ratliff arrested

    If he goes to jail does Dallas get a cap reprieve? This team is littered with morons, starting at the top. I'm honestly not even shocked anymore. I'm just disappointed that Dallas is Cincy-South, probably worse. They have Pacman, that asshole from ASU who was a fuckup beyond all belief and...
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    Interesting- Jones & Garrett meeting privately on plane

    Wonder what went on. I'm guessing the marionette strings were being attached.
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    Touchtone Terrorists

    I first heard these a long time ago. Ran across them the other day and almost died of laughing. This is one of the better one's. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSD0jgyxHJE
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    The Five Commandments of Tampa Two

    Sounds like Dallas has at least some of those pieces......except safety and DL.
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    not a very impressive set of names for potential play caller

    Well then why post it? 90% of the shit ever posted is all speculation at best which makes any following dialog under the assumption it is real. If we had to wait and decipher what was real or just conjecture, we'd have nothing to talk about. I suppose I should have said, "if this is true" but...
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    not a very impressive set of names for potential play caller

    Well odds are you aren't going to be able to acquire enough players along the OL in any given offseason to fix it. I'm guessing Dallas might get 1 guy this year. Additionally, I'm curious as to if Garrett's play calling hasn't exacerbated the already porous OL. Perhaps with someone else...
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    not a very impressive set of names for potential play caller

    I just love the cohesiveness of the staff that has been assembled. Ultimatums are the textbook definition of unity. However, I don't blame Callahan. He has the title, hasn't been given a shot at all to say he couldn't do better but management is hell bound on not letting him have a shot? If...
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    2012 Season Game Threads Mega-Merge

    I hope the 49ers win just so I don't have to see a 15 minute prayer session on the field lead by Ray Lewis again. Gimme a fucking break, Ray. What happened last year? Didn't pray enough? What about the other players who pray as well? Now he's choosing sides? If God cared about football...
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    I respect the Chinese

    Being that China is pretty much the only place to record shitty air off the chart like they have recently, something tells me there's a happy medium when it comes to being productive and also not fucking up your air supply.
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    not a very impressive set of names for potential play caller

    Watch Jason fill the position with complete dog shit just to revoke the duties later on during the season.
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    not a very impressive set of names for potential play caller

    Yeah, 5 turnovers had nothing to do with it.
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    I respect the Chinese

    They got it all figured out don't they? Shitty working conditions and pay, no real concern for living conditions and not a care whatsoever for fucking up their surroundings. That's the path to prosperity. Damn near slave labor and no restrictions on fucking up the water and air quality. You...
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    George Carlin Called It: F*ck Lance Armstrong

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlTr2GSVUGg P.S. Thanks for the new avatar, Middy I assume. How coincidental my first post with it happened to be this. I had no clue it was changed until I saw it after posting this.
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