Search results

  1. UVAwahoos

    What happened to Miles Austin?

    He went into full CTE prophylaxis mode after signing that contract.
  2. UVAwahoos

    NFL Divisional Playoffs Thread (January 11/12)

    What the fuck are you smoking, dude? Maybe you have a point with the Pats (not really bc they've gotten screwed a few times too) but the Niners have absolutely sucked donkey dick for over half this century. Just give credit to good teams with good coaching. Fuck, even if they don't flag either...
  3. UVAwahoos

    I have repeatedly said what Jerry's role is on this team

    High five
  4. UVAwahoos

    NFL Divisional Playoffs Thread (January 11/12)

    Havent seen this many chins since I watched the Nutty Professor.
  5. UVAwahoos

    Lane Kiffin just stole Jason Garrett's fallback job

    Maybe he can go work at Delaware.
  6. UVAwahoos

    Cowboys make switch in war room

    Tough to judge some of this drafted talent when you that your coaching staff blows. Ginger is not capable of coaching vets, so he surely isn't going to effectively develop young players.
  7. UVAwahoos

    Danny gets his man...

    That organization is a mess. No high draft picks and a shitty owner. I'm not sure what their cap situation is but I doubt it's great. It'll be tough for any coach to go in there and completely turn things around like we've seen in spots like Seattle, Carolina and SF. A lot of the talent on those...
  8. UVAwahoos

    Danny gets his man...

    You're right. Mods please remove "dbair's humor". At least anal herpes is treatable.
  9. UVAwahoos

    Danny gets his man...

    Quincy Carter Typhoid Vince Young's SAT score The Hindenburg Walt Disney's love for black people Enron Mentrual blood Julie Burke in a swimsuit Chinese people (no offense, sheik) Trans fats Impotence Lacewell North Korea Anal herpes Eli Manning
  10. UVAwahoos

    Sooooo has anything happened?

    LOL
  11. UVAwahoos

    Danny gets his man...

    Other things that are "better than The Ginger": Diarrhea Rape Eye herpes Getting hit by a car Dbair's humor Gigli Mouth herpes Hostile's grammar Dial-up internet Scrotal herpes AIDS
  12. UVAwahoos

    Sooooo has anything happened?

    Mickey Spags received a contract extension.
  13. UVAwahoos

    Aikman: Norv Turner as Cowboys offensive coordinator?

    Myopia
  14. UVAwahoos

    Gosselin: Injuries are no excuse for another mediocre Dallas Cowboys season

    You don't understand the game. You watch but you don't understand.
  15. UVAwahoos

    Aikman: Norv Turner as Cowboys offensive coordinator?

    His career peak was obviously as OC here in Dallas. That Chargers team went 13-3 and fired Marty because they wanted sustained post season success. That didn't occur with Norv (on a team that was stacked for at least 3 straight seasons) so I wouldn't really call his time in SD "successful". He...
  16. UVAwahoos

    Aikman: Norv Turner as Cowboys offensive coordinator?

    Hmm. What exactly has Norv done as an HC besides sink 3 different franchises that gives you such confidence in him? 1993 was great but he's not the same coach even as an OC anymore.
  17. UVAwahoos

    Aikman: Norv Turner as Cowboys offensive coordinator?

    You're crediting Norv for something that occurred inspite of him and certainly not because of him. There's about 10+ years of evidence to prove any success there was an anomaly for him as HC. That's like crediting Switzer for the Super Bowl here or saying that Garrett is the reason this team has...
  18. UVAwahoos

    Aikman: Norv Turner as Cowboys offensive coordinator?

    If you're seriously defending Norv as an HC, then you are a bigger idiot than you were prior to this thread. That is quite a feat. Even raider and skins fans (aka the largest collective groups of morons on both coasts) can attest to Norv's shittiness as coach. The most damning piece of...
  19. UVAwahoos

    Aikman: Norv Turner as Cowboys offensive coordinator?

    Why would any top assistant come and drown in such a volatile situation under a lame duck puppet HC? Chances are strong that the entire staff gets canned in 12 months. I'd stay the fuck away and let things play out. The schedule next year is brutal. Not even Ginger is gonna be able to continue...
  20. UVAwahoos

    2013 NCAA CFB Thread...

    Auburn had plenty of chances. The D just totally blew it at the end there. No excuse for letting FSU march down that easily.
Top Bottom