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  1. UVAwahoos

    *** 2014 NFL Draft thread ***

    Sad homers are the only type that are tolerable. Thank you, McClay, for "ratifying" that we still suck as a franchise and for saving us from another day of David Spagnola's gag lovefest posts.
  2. UVAwahoos

    Hostile's Hall of Fame Talent Evaluations from years gone by...

    Just take David's reaction and make it slightly more homoerotic. You'll arrive at your answer (or your head will explode).
  3. UVAwahoos

    2014 Draft- 2nd rd pick #34 overall- DeMarcus Lawrence DE Boise St

    Lemme guess. You like him?
  4. UVAwahoos

    *** 2014 NFL Draft thread ***

    This regime also "wanted" all of the 2009 draft. Homers gonna homer.
  5. UVAwahoos

    *** 2014 NFL Draft thread ***

    yeah cuz the players "we want" have all really panned out well in the last 15 years when Parcells wasn't holding Jerry's hand. Can we ban this misplaced CZ poster? dbair is plenty homer enough for an entire board.
  6. UVAwahoos

    *** 2014 NFL Draft thread ***

    Sounds like the perfect way to stay in that 6-8 win range. Not really winning, but not really rebuilding because they don't believe in stockpiling picks to get bodies and camp competition.
  7. UVAwahoos

    Hostile's Hall of Fame Talent Evaluations from years gone by...

    Must be a superpower derived from jorts.
  8. UVAwahoos

    *** 2014 NFL Draft thread ***

    It's time for a Mickey Spags smiley.
  9. UVAwahoos

    *** 2014 NFL Draft thread ***

    I guess Hos stole his info from the wrong twitter source this time. Surprised he wasn't naturally drawn to this pick anyway, seeing how Martin and Julie are about the same size.
  10. UVAwahoos

    *** 2014 NFL Draft thread ***

    Garrett is a career killer. Manziel is lucky he dodged that ginger bullet. Too bad the brown bullet did hit him. That might be just as deadly for his career.
  11. UVAwahoos

    *** 2014 NFL Draft thread ***

    LOL
  12. UVAwahoos

    *** 2014 NFL Draft thread ***

    LOL Jerry is gonna fuck this up so badly. So basically is gonna be a normal draft.
  13. UVAwahoos

    Hostile's Hall of Fame Talent Evaluations from years gone by...

    Found this gem after every season since 2008:
  14. UVAwahoos

    OBJ at 16

    The one sure thing is that Jerry is going to fuck up this pick, so if the dude doesn't make sense, I'm sure he's high on our board.
  15. UVAwahoos

    Various expert opinions on Johnny Football

    We saw what Holmgren did with nearly full autonomy in Cleveland. He was an excellent coach at one point no doubt, but he herp derped along as a personnel man and should probably just shut up at this point. Some of his draft picks are equal to Jerry on the epic failure scale. I hate the idea of...
  16. UVAwahoos

    Various expert opinions on Johnny Football

    Actually, I don't think you've ever been right about anything unless you count giving blowjobs, which I'm sure will come in handy if you ever finally get to meet Jerrah.
  17. UVAwahoos

    Cowboys decision to pick up option on Claiborne won’t be an easy one

    You and Mickey Spags need to finally just fuck and get it over with.
  18. UVAwahoos

    The Garrett

    That's what I Thought.
  19. UVAwahoos

    The Garrett

    Tom Landry took teh Ten years too. $100 and an On-Air Debate right Now if You have Balls.
  20. UVAwahoos

    The Garrett

    "victim" better known as "Cowboy fans" in this case
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