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    2014 wk 1: Cowboys vs 49ers

    I think both defenses just bend over. Last possession wins.
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    Final 53 roster predictions

    5 safeties. 1 sufficient guy and 4 who are shit.
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    Playoff teams/SB winner

    Denver versus Green Bay Don't give a shit about the rest.
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    Okay.... Post your (serious) predictions for the 2014 Dallas Cowboys

    Doubtful he really believes that. More likely chumming the waters for an argument.
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    I can't see what's being built here

    Well they have a special name for them, "Seer Stones".
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    I can't see what's being built here

    You guys have heard of this shit haven't you? Buddy of mine lives in SLC (not Mormon, or religious at all for that matter) and when he told me this story I just about shit my pants.
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    I can't see what's being built here

    The incorrect patch year? I guess.
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    Okay.... Post your (serious) predictions for the 2014 Dallas Cowboys

    You guys think Jerry is going to take the bus to Seattle? Lots of fish. Jerry's Bang Bus. He'd almost literally be parking the beef bus in tuna town.
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    Jerry tampered with Adrian Peterson

    Adios, Jason.
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    I can't see what's being built here

    You have to have one of Joseph Smith's magic rocks to see what Jason is building.
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    Gun Instructor Killed in Accident

    Likely one of the dumbest ways to die. Now this girls gonna be a wreck for the rest of her life. "I'll teach you how to shoot. Sure, probably start off with something nice and tame like an Uzi and just work our way up from there".
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    Okay.... Post your (serious) predictions for the 2014 Dallas Cowboys

    Probably. Seems like Jerry knows this year could be a total bust so he's prepared for it.
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    Okay.... Post your (serious) predictions for the 2014 Dallas Cowboys

    I think 7-9, but that's probably a little hopeful. The run defense is going to suck and 4 of the 5 best rushing attacks from last year account for 6 games. I think the entire NFCW is gonna give Dallas trouble because they're far more physical. The Saints will probably set all sorts of records...
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    Study Proves Rooney rule is dumb

    Taken straight from the, "Arrive at Whatever Conclusion You Want Handbook".
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    Logan Mankins traded to the Bucs

    I dunno know about many. I can't think of many. Bennett, but he wasn't hurt. The team just doesn't know how to use TEs. Ware will be one. Probably Hatcher, too.
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    Logan Mankins traded to the Bucs

    Well Newman looked like shit, which I think is the real issue at hand because I think he looked like shit because this organization pretty much allows guys to sit out as much as they want. Surprisingly a guy who missed 7 preseason games from 2009 to 2011 played like shit while in Dallas, but...
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    Matt Johnson

    Someone posted at the zone they cut him so he could come back when healed, which is sadly probably true.
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    Jerry: Josh Brent has received a ‘lesson of discipline’ that could really benefit us

    6 month sentences for everybody!
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    Ferguson

    Saw on CNN they may have audio of the gunshots. Apparently some weirdo in the neighborhood was recording a video for something. You can hear him smooth talking the camera. "You are pretty. You are so fine. Just going over some of your videos". In the background you can hear some shots...
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    Romo has NO back problems, Joneses say. So shut up about it.

    He's a football guy because of osmosis.
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