Search results

  1. Hoofbite

    2014 wk 1: Cowboys vs 49ers

    Discussing the game. Tom says, "let's talk about the team with a realistic chance of getting to the playoffs. The 49ers......"
  2. Hoofbite

    Cowboys 4th youngest team in NFL

    Sweet. Set up to suck for a long time.
  3. Hoofbite

    2014 wk 1: Cowboys vs 49ers

    More sacks today? Entire Dallas defense Or Demarcus Ware
  4. Hoofbite

    2014 wk 1: Cowboys vs 49ers

    I think the defense will be every bit as bad as last, possibly worse. They just have no talent in the front 7. The team has done nothing to suggest they'll be any better on defense than last year. Today's game will be a good test. Not really a dominant passing team, if they light Dallas up...
  5. Hoofbite

    2014 wk 1: Cowboys vs 49ers

    ESPN analysts basically laughing at Dallas' defense. Christ Carter says, "it would be a miracle for that defense to stop anyone". The whole set just busts up laughing.
  6. Hoofbite

    Michael Sam coming for a physical

    I don't know what you're taking about Perhaps that's more of a "your neck of the woods", or maybe just based on places you personally frequent.
  7. Hoofbite

    Dallas Cowboys name their five captains for 2014 season

    Mincey already lost the job? Haha.
  8. Hoofbite

    Michael Sam coming for a physical

    New and different rights? As for whether or not they've existed before, I'm not sure anyone would make that a point of contention. Whether or not rights have existed is irrelevant to whether or not they should.
  9. Hoofbite

    Michael Sam coming for a physical

    Is there some hidden, "ah HA!" to be had in determining whether it was by choice or by nature? Who the fuck cares?
  10. Hoofbite

    Michael Sam coming for a physical

    Aside from punching off in my pants?
  11. Hoofbite

    Michael Sam coming for a physical

    The hard on was mine (ya know, just in case that wasn't obvious).
  12. Hoofbite

    Michael Sam coming for a physical

    I dunno about the sex of the armpit. Just rumors of pit fucking, nothing concrete. Generally, I'm attracted to beautiful women of any race. Just tonight, I found a giant hard on for the black waitress at the whiskey bar I was at.
  13. Hoofbite

    Michael Sam coming for a physical

    I dunno about those but I'm a little curious about this new fetish of armpit fucking that I've been hearing about. Hopefully that's okay.
  14. Hoofbite

    Michael Sam coming for a physical

    Now we all pretend to know what were talking about regarding genetics.
  15. Hoofbite

    Michael Sam coming for a physical

    You ever seen a tootsie roll half-dipped in donut glaze?
  16. Hoofbite

    New Ownership.....

    This place sold for the price of an extra value meal?
  17. Hoofbite

    Run defense faces stiff test

    Just the way your new favorite Cowboy likes em.
  18. Hoofbite

    Run defense faces stiff test

    Oh yeah, I forgot. Rotating in the same bums who were wrecked in the preseason will totally work out well.
  19. Hoofbite

    Run defense faces stiff test

    If the 9ers have a lead in the 2nd half they'll just squat on it and the Dallas DL will be so worn out the game will be over. It's gonna be like that every week. Just slow, painful close outs. The team won't get blown out and people will champion how "close" they are while ignoring that the...
  20. Hoofbite

    Michael Sam coming for a physical

    Haha. If Sam gets on the field he should pack his cup with socks to look like a giant rager on the field.
Top Bottom