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    First ever Jerry Draft Guide available

    I don't give a fiddler's damn what you think you thought you heard. Besides, I know you'd never say that to my face.
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    First ever Jerry Draft Guide available

    Many of the player profiles in that guide are written by me. You can tell which ones by my use of unnecessary capitalization, run-on sentences, my love of those QB's who are students of the game (like myself), Rushmen of high Moral Character (like myself), and my Hate for Kickers. Jerry did...
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    Wild rumor

    Glad to see you have finally come around. I will PM you an Own invite.
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    NFL Important NFL Dates 2014

    I just got off the phone with a very high-up individual with the league. He is telling me that the schedule will be released on April 22nd. I cannot tell you who this is, because no one is supposed to know this. Please do not PM me asking who my source is. I will go to my grave with his name...
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    Wild rumor

    I wouldn't dare post an answer here, you people are not worthy.
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    Wild rumor

    When your post count sniffs mine, come back and talk to me, Amigo.
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    Wild rumor

    Stop attacking me and calling me a liar!
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    Wild rumor

    I got a phone call literally 4 minutes before you posted this saying this could happen. Another instance of Jerry/Jason working together to build a championship team. Just like Tex/Tom.
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    Terrell McClain: Rod Marinelli was a huge reason I came to Dallas

    Jerry wasn't in the room with us during negotiations, either. So suck it, seriously.
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    NFL Important NFL Dates 2014

    As you know, I had previously proclaimed April 15 as the day the NFL Schedule would be released. I am revising my prediction: April 16. or April 17 or April 18 or April 19 or April 22 or April 23 or April 24 or April 25 or April 26 or April 29 or April 30 or May 1 or May 2 or May 3 or May 6 or...
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    Ex-Skin Fletcher takes a Choke Shot at Romo

    Does anyone have London's twitter handle?
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    Phillips: Rebuilding and Contending? Cowboys Continue To Want Both

    The seeds of a championship team are being sown as we speak. Unfortunately until you take off your Underoos and Garanimals and put on your big-boy undies, you can't see it.
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    Ware signs with Denver.

    He and Tanaquana are getting back together and are 100% in love. She is headed to Denver with him.
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    MAN SUBMITS AT NAGA GRAPPLING CHAMPIONSHIP WHEN OPPONENT FARTS IN HIS FACE

    I have won several of my over 200 fistfights in this manner. Not to mention however many Dutch Ovens I've done on Jules.
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    Jerry is smarter than everyone

    Now you know why I've always loved you.
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    Ware released

    Demarcus and Taquana are very much in 100% love and still married.
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    Ware released

    I knew this 3 hours ago but my internets went out.
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    Watkins: Cap space won't create enough room

    Everyone ready to jump over a cop car with their motorcycle. Nothing to see here.
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    Coin flips not kind to Cowboys in 2013

    Quoted for truth. Injuries and coin flips. It all adds up.
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    John Garrett to be Offensive Coordinator at Oregon State

    I predicted this months ago. And I don't give a lamb's left nut if you don't believe me.
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