2025 Week Four: Green Bay Packers vs. Dallas Cowboys

[Maveric]

Well, last week couldn't have gone much worse. Curb stomped by one of the shittiest quarterbacks in existance, looking even more foolish than normal, and CeeDee Lamb lost 3-4 weeks off a high ankle sprain on a run play. Not to mention the Packers losing to Cleveland (fucking survivor, I haven't lasted past week 3 in years), so they'll be coming into town with an even bigger mad on. This one's going to be ugly. You'll have to find something more competitive to watch yourself, since it'll be the only game playing. I wonder what's on the Ocho that time of night...Green Bay 40 Dallas 16.

 

[dbair1967]

More bad news. He was really solid in preseason and TC.

 

[dbair1967]

 

[RogtaDru]

Based on recent performance, I'm sure that vaunted Cowboy pass rush is gonna dominate now...
!!

 

[dbair1967]

 

[Doomsday]

SOUP BOW

 

[dbair1967]

Our coach is a Meth head

 

[Doomsday]

Our coach is a Meth head

Sending a message to his roster.

 

[dbair1967]

Hopefully gets his first two NFL sacks to celebrate it v GB

 

[English Cowboy]

One last chance for Eberflus to save his job. He should be gone already, but if the following happens then there is surely no way he can survive to the Jets game...

 

[dbair1967]

Soup Bowl?

 

[Scot]

Micah is going to come in with a major chip on his shoulder and wanting to prove a point that we shouldn’t have traded him.

So far this season the entire Cowboys team has 3 total sacks. I won’t be surprised if Micah has 3 sacks on Sunday Night!!

Not only is Micah coming in hot, but now he is going to go up against a back up center, a back up guard, and a shitty Terrence Steele.

We wouldn’t have been able to stop him with ALL of our starters! What do you think he is gonna do to our back ups?

Hopefully he/GB sack Dak 6-7 times, injure him (nothing serious) just enough for him to miss 6-8 games or more so we can drastically improve our draft position next year. It will be fun to pair our #29/30/31 draft pick that we get from GB with our own top 5 draft pick of our own.

Plus it will be entertaining to see what crazy shit Milton does for the rest of the season.

Beebe is out
Booker is out
CeeDee is out
Diggs is out

Guyton sucks
Steele sucks
Tolbert sucks

Bland might be back but who knows if he is 100% yet

We have given up the most yards in the air of any team in the NFL. Russel Wilson goes bombs over Baghdad on us for 450 yards! Then is promptly benched and replaced by the rookie 1 week later!

This game is gonna be a shit show of epic proportions.

 

[Doomsday]

Micah is going to come in with a major chip on his shoulder and wanting to prove a point that we shouldn’t have traded him.

So far this season the entire Cowboys team has 3 total sacks. I won’t be surprised if Micah has 3 sacks on Sunday Night!!

Not only is Micah coming in hot, but now he is going to go up against a back up center, a back up guard, and a shitty Terrence Steele.

We wouldn’t have been able to stop him with ALL of our starters! What do you think he is gonna do to our back ups?

Hopefully he/GB sack Dak 6-7 times, injure him (nothing serious) just enough for him to miss 6-8 games or more so we can drastically improve our draft position next year. It will be fun to pair our #29/30/31 draft pick that we get from GB with our own top 5 draft pick of our own.

Plus it will be entertaining to see what crazy shit Milton does for the rest of the season.

Beebe is out
Booker is out
CeeDee is out
Diggs is out

Guyton sucks
Steele sucks
Tolbert sucks

Bland might be back but who knows if he is 100% yet


This game is gonna be a shit show of epic proportions.

Micah is going to be the invisible man like he always has been in big games. We're gonna win handidly.

 

[Scot]

Micah is going to be the invisible man like he always has been in big games. We're gonna win handidly.

Lmao!

 

[Scot]

Fluse might not survive this debacle

 

[dbair1967]

Micah is going to come in with a major chip on his shoulder and wanting to prove a point that we shouldn’t have traded him.

So far this season the entire Cowboys team has 3 total sacks. I won’t be surprised if Micah has 3 sacks on Sunday Night!!

Not only is Micah coming in hot, but now he is going to go up against a back up center, a back up guard, and a shitty Terrence Steele.

We wouldn’t have been able to stop him with ALL of our starters! What do you think he is gonna do to our back ups?

Hopefully he/GB sack Dak 6-7 times, injure him (nothing serious) just enough for him to miss 6-8 games or more so we can drastically improve our draft position next year. It will be fun to pair our #29/30/31 draft pick that we get from GB with our own top 5 draft pick of our own.

Plus it will be entertaining to see what crazy shit Milton does for the rest of the season.

Beebe is out
Booker is out
CeeDee is out
Diggs is out

Guyton sucks
Steele sucks
Tolbert sucks

Bland might be back but who knows if he is 100% yet

We have given up the most yards in the air of any team in the NFL. Russel Wilson goes bombs over Baghdad on us for 450 yards! Then is promptly benched and replaced by the rookie 1 week later!

This game is gonna be a shit show of epic proportions.

You have been issued a warning for serious violations of the DCU negativity policy.

 

[dbair1967]

Fluse might not survive this debacle

I think he's definitely on thin ice. Not sure if they would fire him after a major debacle this week, but they might do it when they get the bye week after the AZ game.

 

[dbair1967]

He'd been targeting Thanksgiving but a few weeks ago he said it might be a little earlier now. Amazing recovery if he gets on the field that soon.

Really hoping he makes full recovery. Great kid an excellent player.

 

[dbair1967]

Picking his brain for the secrets

 

[Scot]

I think he's definitely on thin ice. Not sure if they would fire him after a major debacle this week, but they might do it when they get the bye week after the AZ game.

This will be the beginning of the end for him.

We all know that the best way to beat Micah is to run right at him.

The problem with that is GB is going to go up so quickly that we will have to abandon the run and throw the ball just to catch up.

Our secondary will be taken advantage early and often because of our lack of pass rush which will give Love all kinds of time to find his man deep. Just like what happened with Russ in NY.

This game is gonna get ugly real fast!